Bill Gates Liberates Iraqis

The US Congress has approved $5M in funding, with another $5M being 
donated by Bill Gates - to rescue Iraqi scholars.

Since the US-led War Against the People of Iraq began, many of Iraq's 
greatest minds have been put out of work by the crusaders.  Doctors and 
scientists who would have taught the next generation of Iraqis are 
instead being relegated to tasks such as driving cabs in Jordan and 
migrant farm work in Egypt.

While the US Republicans have consistantly opposed liberating Iraqis, 
the Democratic US Congress is a little more noble than that.

In fact, the Republicans have even refused to rescue those Iraqis who 
have worked with the occupation forces.  But who can blame them, really? 
  The translators and other traitors may be useful for now - but 
Americans would never trust them.