When Jane first discovered Tarzan living in the jungle, she had many
questions about all aspects of his life and. eventually the subject got
around to ***.
Jane said, "Tarzan, have you ever had ***?".
Tarzan replied "What ***?".
So Jane explained in detail what *** is.
Tarzan said, "Yes, Tarzan have *** many time."
Jane said, "How did you have ***? There are no other people in the jungle
except you".
Tarzan replied, "Tarzan use knot hole in tree".
Jane was appalled. She went into a long explaination about how men and
women have *** and even took off her cloths and volenteered to show
Tarzan how men and women do it.
Tarzan accepted her invatation and proceeded to kick her in the crotch as
hard as he could.
Jane screamed and fell to the ground and almost passed out.
When she had recovered she asked "What in the hell did you do that for!!"
He replied, "Tarzan check for bees"
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