This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks
the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed
up
rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the
rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping they will think
it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and
asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stumbles around and
says, "Um...er...no... what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just
found
him dead in his cage one day. But the weird thing is that the day after we
buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and
put him back into the cage.
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