An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his
pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have chit in it.'
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in
English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands. You'll get more.'
