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God's gift to Man

by tango <tango@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Jan 11, 2008 at 09:05 AM

The Lord watches Adam walking alone in the Garden of Eden. The sight 
troubles Him. He calls Adam over and tells him that he is going to give
him 
a companion and partner called "woman".

Adam looks a little doubtful so the Lord explains that this companion and 
partner will be absolutely loyal to him, will obey his every wish and 
command and will give him pleasure and ecstasy beyond his wildest 
imaginings. In short, as the Lord explains, she will be whatever your 
wildest dreams ever imagined! She will be yours to command!

Adam still looks a little doubtful. He asks the Lord: " How much will this

"woman" cost me.

The Lord says, yes she will be expensive "probably an arm and a leg".

Adam asks: "What can I get for a rib?"
 




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