A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs
in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk
into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have
cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by
some
of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
Impending
end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the
woman their condolences After the friends left, the woman's daughter
leaned
over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer,
and you just told Your friends you were dying of AIDS.
"The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your
father after I'm gone. "That's "Putting Your Affairs In Order."
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