On 3/19/08 6:45 PM, in article
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"crimzn" <crimzn@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
>
> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee After sitting
> there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
> joke?'
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
> voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I
> think
> it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five
things:
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>
> 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?'
>
> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
>
>
> 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
>
> crimzn
>
Love that one, and actually haven't heard it before.
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