Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in
the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his
head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to
start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his
problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an
examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to
Jesse and told him to drink it all. Jesse did and replied, "That tasted
like bigole stinkyturd!"
The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse, You were about a quart low".
