There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could have been
worse." No matter what happened, the old sheriff always had the same
answer: "It could have been worse." One day, two deputies in the
sheriff's office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse.
When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in
the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to the living
room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.
"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was a double
murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with
somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."
"You're right," the other deputy replied. "Double murder and suicide. But
I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say "it could have
been worse."
"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in the house, and
all of them have been shot to death. It couldn't be worse. You're on."
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He walked into the
bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He then walked into the living room
and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side. "No doubt about
it," the sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder and
suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else
and shot them both. Then he shot himself." After hesitating for a moment,
the old sheriff looked his deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you
know," he said, "it could have been worse."
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, "Sheriff, how
could it have been worse? There are three people in this farm- house, and
all three of them are dead. It couldn't have been worse!"
"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there on the
floor? If he had come home yesterday, that would be me in there lying
dead in that bed."
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