bananas ( expansion on a theme )
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funny
still on th
one banana
two banana
three banana
four
theme
was boppin along surfin synchronicity
when i found
b1.mpeg
b2.mpeg
and
b3.mpeg
hang on
b2 has just downloaded
i'll sneek a peek
"seems apropos"
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only make sense if yur australian but
or ya watch bananas in pajamas
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"i dont think um b2 would do that paulie"
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gotta love synchronicity
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we aint a banana republic anymore
honest
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i know i grew up on a banana farm ok
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fuckin drugs
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scuse i
got sidetracked
so much porn
and so little time
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no ya prick
give me th page i asked for
dont just send me to another tgp
ok mungrel
stop
cut
cut th end off it too
go
there we go
th things ya have to do
to go where ya clicked
is usually th second url in th string
fuck their redirections
this is usually quicker
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"is that how that movie ends?"
looks like it
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too blonde
"spin on"
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last girl i took home was a blonde wasnt it ?
"yeah"
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ah yur jokin
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jenny cut it out
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"it aint me man"
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too many fuckin ghosts around here
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"shouldnt of died that time"
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downloads runnin everywhere now
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what was that ?
"nuthin wiz"
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b1 has downloaded
finally got that clip with sound
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"now this one doesnt have sound"
karma
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and she's got fuckin blonde hair
"sorry wiz"
"i'll try again"
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"we ended up in another tgp"
karma
go with th flow
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havent seen that before
wanna download that ?
"eclectic porn"
takes all kinds
"fuck off paulie"
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"bingo"
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"it's th discovery i like"
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wait for th page to download ya mad woman
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"waiting is"
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jennifer's loaded
bandwidth has dropped to buggery
later
..
..
..
coffee man
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p.s.
"ok i'll make ya a cup"
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ta
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cold stretching test ?
"straight to th floor touchin toes"
"no worries"
how many muscles ripped from last weeks crash?
"still too many to count"
fuckin twenty four inch unicycle just not designed to go that fast
"so"
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will i pass preflight ?
"as long as we stay stoned"
cool as
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deans not goin with th boys for th weekend
he's chipped another tooth
"ya figured out how to fix his crank wobble"
sorry
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"could ride th other unicycle"
it's got a bigger wobble
"rode it with th tyre flat last time it saw public"
secret mens business
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"ya wanna go surfin with dean ?"
we might put a road trip together
go surf th unicycles somewhere interesting
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"everywhere's interesting man"
that's what's so cool about it
ya ready to try a moving travellator young man ?
first time over th edge is th worst
you'll get over it
<<< smile >>>
look
it's movin downhill
as you
transit
so ya get a big push
ya have to catch th unicycle
then keep riding down th moving ramp
and do a clean exit
then you'll be ready to take on some hard stuff
no mate
one thing at a time
"he good enough for th grass banks in th botanic gardens yet ?"
pends if he's got slide control yet
you know nuthin cums in sequence
different for everyone
he'd have a stab at that bark jen
"wet ?"
wet's deadly
i dunno
as much luck as skill when it's slippery
"need a new tyre before we replace th mp3 player"
"fucker's bald"
slides are more fun
<<< smile >>>
"she go pop"
spare wheel in th boot of th car
and
a flat tyre dont slow me down sufficiently
to stop me gettin there
not thru an urban setting anyway
"how long till he can play tiggy ?"
when he can stop breaking things
"he likes jumping"
"he's a boy"
"and dropped sixteen kilo paulie"
now you can ride hard young man
"now yur only about ten kilo heavier than paulie"
so ya still got more mass
to throw around th posts
still think yur little sister
will beat both of us
she managed to balance on a unicycle
while wearin roller blades
got a picture of that one
now that's a first
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th shoulder strikes
are really hard on th body
you have to be really fit
count th rotations
it takes for th recovery
of th flywheel
gives you th impact of a hit
if it goes over seven
yur lookin at least a high side crash
a runaway fly wheel
well we are racin downhill
thru th posts
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without thinkin about it
ya gotta know where those ppl are goin
you CANNOT
read th mind of a toddler
especially in th surf
th toddlers mind
doesnt know which way it's goin either
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may your waves
last as long as you wish them too
and may you too
experience th zen
that cums with riding th wheel
past th twenty minute wave
real oneness with th wheel though
i think
takes three hours
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you'll know mate
ya just know
th biggie
is when yur no longer intimidated by foot and half waves
nothing stops my fucking wheel
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"cept soft sand"
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have that personality
keelhauled
and dragged before me after breakfast
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"umm, sorry"
no negatives
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has he learned th fundamental lesson ?
"pick th hard way to go thru"
"its more interesting"
"and yur riding picks up real fast"
jump off th beaten path
go cross country
when you've stuffed a unicycle thru roo country
you wish you could fuckin bounce too
i dont need a fuckin four wheel drive
"some suspension would be nice though"
i provide a towel
some ppl...
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"it's midnight in th outback"
"and i cant get my dick out of this kangaroo..."
