I wanna kick someone in the scrote....

... but its hard to manage with a bad knee. Should I go the 
slingshot-&-small-metal-object route or not pretend in the first place 
and simply go straight to the pistol-configuration crossbow? The Church 
of the Subgenius is all about extremes, so I don't feel that I have time 
to *****foot around with a middle ground solution when the need is so 
great. Suggestions?

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  HellPope Huey
     Ah, the roar of the greasepaint,
     the smell of the crowd

     Clown **** makes the baby Bozo cry.
        ~ Joy D'Veeve	

     Clown is a pupal stage of zombie.
        ~ Rev. End x Art