Re: I wanna kick someone in the scrote....

"HellPope Huey" <HellPopeHuey@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
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>  ... but its hard to manage with a bad knee. Should I go the 
> slingshot-&-small-metal-object route or not pretend in the first place
and 
> simply go straight to the pistol-configuration crossbow? The Church of
the 
> Subgenius is all about extremes, so I don't feel that I have time to 
> *****foot around with a middle ground solution when the need is so
great. 
> Suggestions?
>

Well, God **** man, iff'n you were any kinda real American, you'd hike out

to the garage and BUILD yourself a 2-cylinder gas-powered SCROTE-KICKIN' 
MACHINE.

You could  do it with a few adjustments to a roto-tiller and a few pairs
of 
old boots.

Now, I'm not impling yer LAZY or nothing... Lawd knows that there a
plethora 
of testicles to be punted, and only so much time and energy to be devoted
to 
kickin.

Couple afternoons work on one of these babies and you can wheel it into
your 
local Sam's Club on a Sunday afternoon and HAVE AT IT.

32 scrotum per minute kicked ON EACH SIDE.

You could dance to that beat.