SODDI of the Antarctic wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" <HellPopeHuey@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:zEgzf.3443$Hd4.2140@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>> ... but its hard to manage with a bad knee. Should I go the
>>slingshot-&-small-metal-object route or not pretend in the first place
and
>>simply go straight to the pistol-configuration crossbow? The Church of
the
>>Subgenius is all about extremes, so I don't feel that I have time to
>>*****foot around with a middle ground solution when the need is so
great.
>>Suggestions?
>>
> > Well, God **** man, iff'n you were any kinda real American, you'd
hike out
> to the garage and BUILD yourself a 2-cylinder gas-powered SCROTE-KICKIN'
> MACHINE.
> > You could do it with a few adjustments to a roto-tiller and a few
pairs of
> old boots.
> > Now, I'm not impling yer LAZY or nothing... Lawd knows that there a
plethora
> of testicles to be punted, and only so much time and energy to be
devoted to
> kickin.
> > Couple afternoons work on one of these babies and you can wheel it
into your
> local Sam's Club on a Sunday afternoon and HAVE AT IT.
> > 32 scrotum per minute kicked ON EACH SIDE.
> > You could dance to that beat.
FWAP FWAP FWAP (SPLORT)
Yeah, I can see that, jumpin' up and clicking my heels like Nicholson
as The Joker. I can also see several wannabe mountain men finally piling
on and beating the Pope outta me. Still, I hate you all and these images
keep me warm in the winter, lowering my heating bill by 25%. I will
devote the savings to that tiller, come spring. Thanks for the idea and
get bent.
--
HellPope Huey
There are many ways to put it,
but cash or a baseball bat
have a universal language
You wish people to believe good of you?
Don't speak.
~ Blaise Pascal,
French mathematician,
physicist and moralist
"I hate to talk about her behind her back,
but its safer."
~ Judy Tenuta
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