Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in
news:fo303j$810$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
ballot: Anthony Brandy and the Wankboi Family are on it.]
> Here follows the one true ballot for the January 2008 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) GMT on February 10th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> BARDLEY ANNUAL "WHINING BABY NEW YEAR" AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Andrew Chung
> Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Ken Pangborn
> Michael "Miguel" Cranston
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Jeff_Relf
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ilya Shambat and the Shambat Household
> Rob Arndt
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton, Pinku-Sensei, Kevin Cannon, accepted.
> Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Jerry Stuckle
> Ken S. Tucker
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Anthony X AKA Sir Tony Brandy
> Carl Rogers
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> The Big-8 Management Board
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> Ray Gordon Parker
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Duke the American-American
> Ken Pangborn
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Carl Rogers
> Greg "Greegor" Hanson
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton, trained by Kevin A. Cannon
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, NEW YEARS DAY 2008
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> MI5Victim
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Jade "Bringer of Light"
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Mariposas rand mair fheal
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls
in dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
COOSN-266-06-01895 - Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.****nozzles
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle - Dec. 2005
"Then I will send complaints, update pages, and file lawsuits until the
abuse ceases or until you start getting balls and posting under your
real identity, which ever miracle comes first--very simple people--take
your
pick." - Ed Wollmann upbraids his own sockpuppets.
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