In article <47EC4367.5219@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, nothing@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
says...
>
> 70-year-old, 300 lb. Barbra Streisand, with a labia majora
> that looks like 2 lbs of half-dessicated moldy liver. The
> smell and contents of her vagina is like runny gorgonzola
> cheese with chunks of feces and vomit mixed in, along with
> a half-eaten sewer rat. Bloody scabs line one side and pus
> filled, inflamed sacs the other. He can tell she's been
> storing what she steals from dumpsters up there as well,
> as the dime-sized crab lice attack his arm.
>
> After the nurse hoses off the table with Lysol then vents the
> room until it's dry, while the janitor wet mops gorgonzola
> slime off the floor, she invites the next patient in.
>
> This teen girl has a vagina that could barely accomodate a
> golf pencil stub. Working on her is as easy as wallpapering
> his vestibule through the mail slot. On top of that, her
> plumbing is so screwed up that even if one of Captain Kirk's
> sperms got waylaid during a beam up and landed right next to
> her ovum, the premie would try to come out somewhere around
> her armpit.
Loathsome fantasies
Demons lurk inside your mind
Get thee to a shrink
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