chippyunperro@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
> o consiga
http://groups.google.com/group/misc.creativity/msg/20ad52cc17345608?dmode=source
(thies is a treue storey)
onec tehre wes a lonely gey woh loevet to sieng
he would sing alll dey long. even at woerk, he would sing oen of
heis faveoreite songes, until everyoen shoeuted foer hem to shut
teh hell up
and then oen dey, a little berd flew up
to hiem, and liestedn quietley
to teh manes sweet soeng, and tehn
teh bierd peckeed teh maens eyes out
after thet, maney of hies fiernds thought he would stoip siengieng, buet
he continued, singeing his happey soengs each deay
and then oen dey, as he wes waendreing arouned singieng liek
a fooel, he waleked into a paek of wield doges, whoe liestened
qiuetely to teh maens soneg, and then tehy ate his arems and
leges, and he almoest blead to death
in teh abalence on teh weay to the hosopitel, he sang a soing thet wes
so loevley thet iet borugt teares to teh paremediecs eyes.
unforetunetly, the direver could no longer see teh reoad, and he carshed
and tehy all died
except foer the singeing maen, who soemohow sruvieved, and went on
singeing teh ahppy sonegs.
as a matter of faeck, if you liesten caerfulley, yuo miehgt hear
hiem rietht now. if yuo thiengk yuoi do hear hiem, or even a feint
aechoe thet mieght be haiem, pleaes taek six enveleopes, and seix oen
doeller biells (or yuoor local cuerencey - ues a deonomination thet es
almoest buet not quiet woertheless). theis is entierly leaegel, becaues
i chekced weth teh posetl offeic. and tomorerow, maiel all siex doller
biels in teh seiex seperatet evnoloopes to theis adders:
The Singing Man
1207 Chapel Hill Road
Durham, NC, 27705 USA
if enough poeple tek part in thes, teh sinegeng mean will be vrey
happey. And even though i donet undrestand how iet will actuelly weork,
each person who maiels teh siex envelopes weill alsoe begin to reciev
lots of moeny in the maiel. Oh yeah, now i remaiembere: copy theis
maesseg, and poset it ot 200 newsgrupos. DONET CHAHGE TEH ADDERS ABOEV.
theis is whet deistiengueishes thes feorm all teh othre schemes - YUOR
PIRVACY ES ****TECTED, yuo get to helop a poer singeng maen, and yuo gets
lotes of moeny.
pleaes acte now, befoer teh maen stoips siengeng
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