just john wrote:
> On 04/19/2008 01:47 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
>
>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:56:08 -0400, just john
>>> <teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> On 04/17/2008 07:57 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:42:29 -0400, just john
>>>>> <teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 04/14/2008 05:24 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:01:27 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>> <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:55:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>> <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> just john wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 04/12/2008 07:14 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Don Stockbauer wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Apr 9, 3:44 am, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <scrawlm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:10:16 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 04/08/2008 03:30 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just john wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Apr 7, 9:41 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:08:33 -0700 (PDT), just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Apr 7, 8:03 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you and your blanket denials, i think that's cute.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I AM NOT A BLANKET!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you sure you're not a blanket? Do you like to lie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on top of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bed all night? Do you resent having to get up off the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bed in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I AM RELATIVELY SURE I AM NOT A BLANKET!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah. A relativist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you're only /related to/ a blanket.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Birth or marriage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's my mattress' mistress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does she have a silicone sister with a manager mister?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The sister works on a farm as what used to be called a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "milkmaid,"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but you know how titles are these days.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today, her 1040A lists her as a Major Mangy Manger Manager.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Occasionally, the cows' waterers stick, and she calls on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> making her H&R Block agent a Pfister-Fister Sister lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a lovely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> girl in her own write.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (That's right -- I kissed her Pfister-Fister
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sister-lister, mister.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yall are incredibly ****ing funny! Only problem is that
>>>>>>>>>>>>> there's no
>>>>>>>>>>>>> demand for that anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Sokay, I can shoot, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but can you shoot FUNNY?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Some say I can.
>>>>>>>>>> (Just the other day, I blew a hole in Ronald McDonald.)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Uh, Dennis... did you know you're talking to a BLANKET?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Uh, J... did you know you're talking to a SOCK?
>>>>>>>> (American textiles have Powowers FAR BEYOND those of mortal
men!)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Besides, the Official Version is that he's relatively sure he's
>>>>>>>> not a blanket. So if he were, he'd be all wet.
>>>>>>>> And you wouldn't want me to throw over a wet blanket at a party
>>>>>>>> like /this/, would you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Better that than a turd in the punch bowl, I would guess...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wow, can I quote you on that? Like on my next CD?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "'Better ... than a turn in the punch bowl.' -- J. Raoul
>>>>>> Xemblinosky"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This'll push my sales into the double digits!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, by all means. As long as you quote me properly.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Crap. I blame an overly-prudish spell checker for that. I MEANT
>>>> "turd."
>>>>
>>>> "A turn in the punch bowl"?? That's just crazy talk.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I'm just kind of touchy after the Byrds ruined my beautiful song,
>>> "Turd, Turd, Turd."
>>>
>>
>> We suspected something like that.
>> To every sting, there is a reason.
>>
>
> Borden AND Sumner?
>
....and Bartles and Jaymes, Ben and Jerry, Romeo and Juliet, Currier
and Ives, Cagney and Lacey, Smith and Wesson, Turner and Hooch, Nip
and Tuck...
"O, breath, where is thy stink?"
-- Proctor and Gamble
And like that.
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