J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:06:30 -0400, just john
> <teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>On 04/19/2008 01:47 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
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>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:56:08 -0400, just john
>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>On 04/17/2008 07:57 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:42:29 -0400, just john
>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>On 04/14/2008 05:24 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:01:27 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:55:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/12/2008 07:14 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don Stockbauer wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 9, 3:44 am, "Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:10:16 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/08/2008 03:30 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 9:41 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:08:33 -0700 (PDT), just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 8:03 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you and your blanket denials, i think that's cute.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM NOT A BLANKET!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Are you sure you're not a blanket? Do you like to lie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>on top of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed all night? Do you resent having to get up off the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>morning?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM RELATIVELY SURE I AM NOT A BLANKET!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ah. A relativist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're only /related to/ a blanket.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Birth or marriage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She's my mattress' mistress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Does she have a silicone sister with a manager mister?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The sister works on a farm as what used to be called a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"milkmaid,"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>but you know how titles are these days.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today, her 1040A lists her as a Major Mangy Manger Manager.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Occasionally, the cows' waterers stick, and she calls on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>making her H&R Block agent a Pfister-Fister Sister lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a lovely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>girl in her own write.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(That's right -- I kissed her Pfister-Fister Sister-lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mister.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yall are incredibly ****ing funny! Only problem is that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>there's no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>demand for that anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>'Sokay, I can shoot, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, but can you shoot FUNNY?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Some say I can.
>>>>>>>>>>>(Just the other day, I blew a hole in Ronald McDonald.)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Uh, Dennis... did you know you're talking to a BLANKET?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Uh, J... did you know you're talking to a SOCK?
>>>>>>>>> (American textiles have Powowers FAR BEYOND those of mortal
men!)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Besides, the Official Version is that he's relatively sure he's
>>>>>>>>>not a blanket. So if he were, he'd be all wet.
>>>>>>>>> And you wouldn't want me to throw over a wet blanket at a party
>>>>>>>>>like /this/, would you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Better that than a turd in the punch bowl, I would guess...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wow, can I quote you on that? Like on my next CD?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"'Better ... than a turn in the punch bowl.' -- J. Raoul
Xemblinosky"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>This'll push my sales into the double digits!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, by all means. As long as you quote me properly.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Crap. I blame an overly-prudish spell checker for that. I MEANT
>>>>>"turd."
>>>>>
>>>>>"A turn in the punch bowl"?? That's just crazy talk.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'm just kind of touchy after the Byrds ruined my beautiful song,
>>>>"Turd, Turd, Turd."
>>>>
>>>
>>>We suspected something like that.
>>> To every sting, there is a reason.
>>>
>>
>>Borden AND Sumner?
>
>
> You're gordon piss me off if you don't stop it.
>
....Cisco and Pancho, Lum and Abner, Bob and Ray, Maggie and Jiggs,
Fibber and Molly, Rowan and Martin, Haig and Haig, George and Gracie...
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