Six years ago, arrogant President George Bush accused three countries
of "An Axis of Evil": they were Iraq, North Korea, and Iran. Back
then, Americans, drunken from deranged imperialism, were sure that
they will defeat these three small-time third world countries easily.
"We're Number One, man!" they cried, giving each other high-fives.
Now, six years later, let us look at the difference between deranged
American fantasy, and cruel reality.
IRAQ. It's five years, and America still cannot defeat "dead-enders,"
stuck in a quagmire that costs $3 trillion dollars (sure, it's only
monkey-dollars, not real currency like Rubles, but to poor bankrupt
Americans, that's a lot of money), bankrupting the empire, and
destroying they army. Like most of a civilized world, I want to see
America bleed in Iraq for as long as possible, because a blood-thirsty
nation of brutes like America needs to hurt in order to stop acting
like madmen. That is wishful thinking, I know, to expect civilized
behavior from a most bloodthirsty empire since the time of Hitler, but
so long as America bleeds in Iraq, they CANNOT invade anywhere, even
if they want to! Thank god, Americans are such dumb****s, they do
exactly what I hope, what Russians, Iranians, Chinese, Europeans,
Latin American, etc. want, according to a Guardian article:
A confidential draft agreement covering the future of US forces in
Iraq, passed to the Guardian, shows that provision is being made for
an open-ended military presence in the country.
Meanwhile the Gen. Petraeus now doesn't even want to allow some minor
troop withdraws from Iraq, everything going so ****ing ****y there
for Americans, he's afraid:
Telling Congress that progress in Iraq was =93fragile and
reversible,=94 the top American commander recommended Tuesday that
consideration of any new withdrawals of American troops be delayed
until the fall, making it likely that little would change before
Election Day.
The commander, Gen. David H. Petraeus, refused under persistent
questioning from Senate Democrats to say under what conditions he
would favor new troop reductions, adding that he would not take the
matter up until 45 days after a current drawdown is complete in July.
His recommendation would leave just under 140,000 American troops in
Iraq well into the fall.
So, everything is completely in **** in Iraq, America will stay there
"indefinitely." That's really pleasing news.
Next, second "evil enemy" NORTH KOREA. They are actually the cleverest
of the three. They understood right away that America is a fag country
that talks a lot, but is scared of getting hurt. So, while Bush
threatened North Koreans, they quietly built their atom bomb, without
interruptions, tested missiles that can reach California, and finally,
tested their nuclear bomb. That scared a **** out of cowardly
Americans. They now came crawling back to North Korea, begging to
"talk." That's where they are today.
Last, IRAN. What scares American fags is Iran's nuclear program. A
real serious power would not wait around like fags, if it is really a
threat, they will destroy that threat. So, is America a real power, or
a fag power? I give you the evidence:
Evidence #1: Iran just kicked Americans ***** in recent Iraq battles,
as War Nerd explains in the current eXile issue:
What happened in Iraq this week was a beautiful lesson in the
weird laws of guerrilla warfare. Unfortunately, it was the Americans
who got schooled. Even now, people at my office are saying, =93We won,
right? Sadr told his men to give up, right?=94
Wrong. Sadr won big. Iran won even bigger. Maliki, Petraeus and
Cheney lost.
Evidence #2: Iran, like North Korea, doesn't give **** what America
says, so they are continuing nuclear program, with Russian help, that
makes me very satisfied!
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced major progress in Iran's
push for nuclear power, saying Tuesday that his nation was installing
thousands of new uranium-enriching centrifuges and testing a much
faster version of the device.
Ahmadinejad said scientists were putting 6,000 new centrifuges
into place, about twice the current number, and testing a new type
that works five times faster.
That would represent a major expansion of uranium enrichment - a
process that can produce either fuel for a nuclear reactor or material
for a warhead. U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice cautioned,
however, that the claim could not be immediately substantiated.
Iran has about 3,000 centrifuges operating at its underground
nuclear facility in Natanz - the commonly accepted figure for a
nuclear enrichment program that is past the experimental stage and can
be used as a platform for a full industrial-scale program that could
churn out enough enriched material for dozens of nuclear weapons over
time.
The part I like is how Rice "cautioned" that the claim could not be
"substantiated." Didn't Bush puss out that same way after a North
Korean atom bomb test? Pretend it did not happen, just as they pretend
everything in Iraq going great?
Evidence #3: Amerifag response to Iran teasing them. "Please, pretty
please with a sugar, can we talk about it, Mister Ahmadinejad, sir?"
TEHRAN, April 7, 2008 (AFP) - Iran announced on Monday that it had
received a "request" from its arch-foe the United States to hold a
fourth round of talks on security in Iraq.
"We have received a new request from US officials through a formal
note for holding talks on Iraq and we are looking into the issue,"
foreign ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini told re****ters.
He said that the note had been received through the Swiss embassy
in Tehran, which looks after US interests in the Islamic republic in
the absence of a US mission.
Jesus christ, you Americans are really a world's biggest fags!
Everywhere you get your ***** kicked. Last week, you surrender to
Russia over Ukraine and Georgia. This week, you beg Iran for five
minutes their time. I wonder, can America even conquer a little
island, with no people, just birds and monkeys? I doubt it. You really
should just go back to your country, because dumb****s should be with
dumb****s, losers with the losers. It is more safe for your type in a
land of Burger Kings and Wal Mart.
Vlad Kalashnikov
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