bob wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:06:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
> <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>bob wrote:
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>>>On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:12:36 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:06:30 -0400, just john
>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>On 04/19/2008 01:47 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:56:08 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>On 04/17/2008 07:57 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
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>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:42:29 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/14/2008 05:24 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:01:27 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:55:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/12/2008 07:14 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don Stockbauer wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 9, 3:44 am, "Dennis M. Hammes"
<scrawlm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:10:16 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/08/2008 03:30 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the
world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 9:41 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:08:33 -0700 (PDT), just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 8:03 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you and your blanket denials, i think that's
cute.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM NOT A BLANKET!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Are you sure you're not a blanket? Do you like to
lie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>on top of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed all night? Do you resent having to get up off
the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>morning?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM RELATIVELY SURE I AM NOT A BLANKET!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ah. A relativist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're only /related to/ a blanket.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Birth or marriage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She's my mattress' mistress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Does she have a silicone sister with a manager mister?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The sister works on a farm as what used to be called a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"milkmaid,"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>but you know how titles are these days.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today, her 1040A lists her as a Major Mangy Manger
Manager.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Occasionally, the cows' waterers stick, and she calls
on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>making her H&R Block agent a Pfister-Fister Sister
lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a lovely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>girl in her own write.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(That's right -- I kissed her Pfister-Fister
Sister-lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mister.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yall are incredibly ****ing funny! Only problem is that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>there's no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>demand for that anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'Sokay, I can shoot, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, but can you shoot FUNNY?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Some say I can.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Just the other day, I blew a hole in Ronald McDonald.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uh, Dennis... did you know you're talking to a BLANKET?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uh, J... did you know you're talking to a SOCK?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>(American textiles have Powowers FAR BEYOND those of mortal
men!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Besides, the Official Version is that he's relatively sure
he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>not a blanket. So if he were, he'd be all wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>And you wouldn't want me to throw over a wet blanket at a
party
>>>>>>>>>>>>>like /this/, would you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Better that than a turd in the punch bowl, I would guess...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Wow, can I quote you on that? Like on my next CD?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"'Better ... than a turn in the punch bowl.' -- J. Raoul
Xemblinosky"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>This'll push my sales into the double digits!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Oh, by all means. As long as you quote me properly.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Crap. I blame an overly-prudish spell checker for that. I MEANT
>>>>>>>>>"turd."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"A turn in the punch bowl"?? That's just crazy talk.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm just kind of touchy after the Byrds ruined my beautiful song,
>>>>>>>>"Turd, Turd, Turd."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>We suspected something like that.
>>>>>>>To every sting, there is a reason.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Borden AND Sumner?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You're gordon piss me off if you don't stop it.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>...Cisco and Pancho, Lum and Abner, Bob and Ray, Maggie and Jiggs,
>>>>Fibber and Molly, Rowan and Martin, Haig and Haig, George and
Gracie...
>>>
>>>
>>>Kibbles and bits ...
>>
>>
>>...Arm and Hammer, Baltimore and Ohio, tar and feathers...
>
>
>
> Salem and Virginia ...
....Benson and Hedges, Menendez y Garcia, Romeo y Julieta, Garcia y
Vega, Antonio y Cleopatra, Calvin and Hobbes...
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