Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:29:58 -0400, bob <thanatos@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:06:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>bob wrote:
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>>>>On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:12:36 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:06:30 -0400, just john
>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>On 04/19/2008 01:47 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
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>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:56:08 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>On 04/17/2008 07:57 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:42:29 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/14/2008 05:24 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:01:27 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:55:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/12/2008 07:14 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don Stockbauer wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 9, 3:44 am, "Dennis M. Hammes"
<scrawlm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:10:16 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/08/2008 03:30 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the
world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 9:41 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:08:33 -0700 (PDT), just
john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 8:03 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you and your blanket denials, i think that's
cute.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM NOT A BLANKET!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Are you sure you're not a blanket? Do you like to
lie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>on top of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed all night? Do you resent having to get up off
the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>morning?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM RELATIVELY SURE I AM NOT A BLANKET!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ah. A relativist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're only /related to/ a blanket.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Birth or marriage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She's my mattress' mistress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Does she have a silicone sister with a manager
mister?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The sister works on a farm as what used to be called a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"milkmaid,"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>but you know how titles are these days.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today, her 1040A lists her as a Major Mangy Manger
Manager.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Occasionally, the cows' waterers stick, and she calls
on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>making her H&R Block agent a Pfister-Fister Sister
lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a lovely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>girl in her own write.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(That's right -- I kissed her Pfister-Fister
Sister-lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mister.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yall are incredibly ****ing funny! Only problem is
that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>there's no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>demand for that anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'Sokay, I can shoot, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, but can you shoot FUNNY?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Some say I can.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Just the other day, I blew a hole in Ronald McDonald.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uh, Dennis... did you know you're talking to a BLANKET?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uh, J... did you know you're talking to a SOCK?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(American textiles have Powowers FAR BEYOND those of mortal
men!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Besides, the Official Version is that he's relatively sure
he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not a blanket. So if he were, he'd be all wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And you wouldn't want me to throw over a wet blanket at a
party
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>like /this/, would you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Better that than a turd in the punch bowl, I would guess...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Wow, can I quote you on that? Like on my next CD?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Better ... than a turn in the punch bowl.' -- J. Raoul
Xemblinosky"
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>This'll push my sales into the double digits!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, by all means. As long as you quote me properly.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Crap. I blame an overly-prudish spell checker for that. I
MEANT
>>>>>>>>>>"turd."
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"A turn in the punch bowl"?? That's just crazy talk.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I'm just kind of touchy after the Byrds ruined my beautiful song,
>>>>>>>>>"Turd, Turd, Turd."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>We suspected something like that.
>>>>>>>>To every sting, there is a reason.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Borden AND Sumner?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You're gordon piss me off if you don't stop it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>...Cisco and Pancho, Lum and Abner, Bob and Ray, Maggie and Jiggs,
>>>>>Fibber and Molly, Rowan and Martin, Haig and Haig, George and
Gracie...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Kibbles and bits ...
>>>
>>>
>>>...Arm and Hammer, Baltimore and Ohio, tar and feathers...
>>
>>
>>Salem and Virginia ...
>
>
> Winston and Marlboro...
>
....Samson and Delilah, Captain and Tennille, Sonny and Cher, The Owl
and The *****cat, Donny and Marie, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Metes and
Bounds...
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