On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:23:24 -0700, Chairman Cow
<covvtsetung@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>In article <an9714h4pc6fgbmon104pfhmoh0lb683cm@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Dr. Raoul
>Xemblinosky says...
>
>> On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:14:27 -0400, just john
>> <teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>> >On 04/26/2008 01:06 PM, bob told the world:
>> >> On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:27:18 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>> >> <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>> >>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:29:58 -0400, bob <thanatos@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote:
>> >>>>
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>> >>>>> On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:06:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>> >>>>> <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> bob wrote:
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>> >>>>>>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:12:36 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>> >>>>>>> <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:06:30 -0400, just john
>> >>>>>>>>> <teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>> On 04/19/2008 01:47 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:56:08 -0400, just john
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> <teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 04/17/2008 07:57 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the
world:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:42:29 -0400, just john
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> <teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 04/14/2008 05:24 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the
world:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:01:27 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:55:38 -0500, "Dennis M.
Hammes"
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just john wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 04/12/2008 07:14 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the
world:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don Stockbauer wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Apr 9, 3:44 am, "Dennis M. Hammes"
<scrawlm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:10:16 -0400, just john
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 04/08/2008 03:30 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told
the world:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just john wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Apr 7, 9:41 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:08:33 -0700 (PDT),
just john
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Apr 7, 8:03 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you and your blanket denials, i think
that's cute.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I AM NOT A BLANKET!!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you sure you're not a blanket? Do you
like to lie
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on top of the
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bed all night? Do you resent having to get
up off the
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bed in the
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> morning?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I AM RELATIVELY SURE I AM NOT A BLANKET!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah. A relativist.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you're only /related to/ a blanket.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Birth or marriage?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> She's my mattress' mistress.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Does she have a silicone sister with a manager
mister?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The sister works on a farm as what used to be
called a
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "milkmaid,"
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but you know how titles are these days.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today, her 1040A lists her as a Major Mangy
Manger Manager.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Occasionally, the cows' waterers stick, and she
calls on
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> her sister,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> making her H&R Block agent a Pfister-Fister
Sister lister,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a lovely
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> girl in her own write.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (That's right -- I kissed her Pfister-Fister
Sister-lister,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mister.)
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yall are incredibly ****ing funny! Only problem
is that
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there's no
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> demand for that anymore.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Sokay, I can shoot, too.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, but can you shoot FUNNY?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Some say I can.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Just the other day, I blew a hole in Ronald
McDonald.)
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uh, Dennis... did you know you're talking to a
BLANKET?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uh, J... did you know you're talking to a SOCK?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (American textiles have Powowers FAR BEYOND those of
mortal men!)
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Besides, the Official Version is that he's relatively
sure he's
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not a blanket. So if he were, he'd be all wet.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And you wouldn't want me to throw over a wet blanket
at a party
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> like /this/, would you?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Better that than a turd in the punch bowl, I would
guess...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wow, can I quote you on that? Like on my next CD?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "'Better ... than a turn in the punch bowl.' -- J.
Raoul Xemblinosky"
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This'll push my sales into the double digits!
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, by all means. As long as you quote me properly.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Crap. I blame an overly-prudish spell checker for that.
I MEANT
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "turd."
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "A turn in the punch bowl"?? That's just crazy talk.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm just kind of touchy after the Byrds ruined my
beautiful song,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Turd, Turd, Turd."
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>> We suspected something like that.
>> >>>>>>>>>>> To every sting, there is a reason.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> Borden AND Sumner?
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> You're gordon piss me off if you don't stop it.
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> ...Cisco and Pancho, Lum and Abner, Bob and Ray, Maggie and
Jiggs,
>> >>>>>>>> Fibber and Molly, Rowan and Martin, Haig and Haig, George and
Gracie...
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Kibbles and bits ...
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> ...Arm and Hammer, Baltimore and Ohio, tar and feathers...
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Salem and Virginia ...
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Winston and Marlboro...
>> >>>>
>> >>> ...Samson and Delilah, Captain and Tennille, Sonny and Cher, The
Owl
>> >>> and The *****cat, Donny and Marie, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Metes and
>> >>> Bounds...
>> >>
>> >> Goals and metrics.
>> >
>> >Troilus and Cressida
>>
>> Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
>
>Tinker to Evers to Chance
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
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