bob wrote:
> On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:27:18 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
> <scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>
>>Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:29:58 -0400, bob <thanatos@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:06:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>bob wrote:
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>>>>>>On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:12:36 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:06:30 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>On 04/19/2008 01:47 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
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>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:56:08 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/17/2008 07:57 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:42:29 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/14/2008 05:24 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the world:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:01:27 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:55:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/12/2008 07:14 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the
world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don Stockbauer wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 9, 3:44 am, "Dennis M. Hammes"
<scrawlm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:10:16 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/08/2008 03:30 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the
world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 9:41 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:08:33 -0700 (PDT), just
john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 8:03 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you and your blanket denials, i think that's
cute.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM NOT A BLANKET!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Are you sure you're not a blanket? Do you like
to lie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>on top of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed all night? Do you resent having to get up
off the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>morning?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM RELATIVELY SURE I AM NOT A BLANKET!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ah. A relativist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're only /related to/ a blanket.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Birth or marriage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She's my mattress' mistress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Does she have a silicone sister with a manager
mister?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The sister works on a farm as what used to be called
a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"milkmaid,"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>but you know how titles are these days.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today, her 1040A lists her as a Major Mangy Manger
Manager.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Occasionally, the cows' waterers stick, and she
calls on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>making her H&R Block agent a Pfister-Fister Sister
lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a lovely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>girl in her own write.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(That's right -- I kissed her Pfister-Fister
Sister-lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mister.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yall are incredibly ****ing funny! Only problem is
that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>there's no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>demand for that anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'Sokay, I can shoot, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, but can you shoot FUNNY?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Some say I can.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Just the other day, I blew a hole in Ronald McDonald.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uh, Dennis... did you know you're talking to a BLANKET?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uh, J... did you know you're talking to a SOCK?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(American textiles have Powowers FAR BEYOND those of
mortal men!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Besides, the Official Version is that he's relatively sure
he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not a blanket. So if he were, he'd be all wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And you wouldn't want me to throw over a wet blanket at a
party
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>like /this/, would you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Better that than a turd in the punch bowl, I would guess...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wow, can I quote you on that? Like on my next CD?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Better ... than a turn in the punch bowl.' -- J. Raoul
Xemblinosky"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This'll push my sales into the double digits!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, by all means. As long as you quote me properly.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Crap. I blame an overly-prudish spell checker for that. I
MEANT
>>>>>>>>>>>>"turd."
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"A turn in the punch bowl"?? That's just crazy talk.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I'm just kind of touchy after the Byrds ruined my beautiful
song,
>>>>>>>>>>>"Turd, Turd, Turd."
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>We suspected something like that.
>>>>>>>>>>To every sting, there is a reason.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Borden AND Sumner?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You're gordon piss me off if you don't stop it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>...Cisco and Pancho, Lum and Abner, Bob and Ray, Maggie and Jiggs,
>>>>>>>Fibber and Molly, Rowan and Martin, Haig and Haig, George and
Gracie...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Kibbles and bits ...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>...Arm and Hammer, Baltimore and Ohio, tar and feathers...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Salem and Virginia ...
>>>
>>>
>>>Winston and Marlboro...
>>>
>>
>>...Samson and Delilah, Captain and Tennille, Sonny and Cher, The Owl
>>and The *****cat, Donny and Marie, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Metes and
>>Bounds...
>
>
> Goals and metrics.
....Andrews and Kokes, Niven and Pournelle, Thelma and Louise...
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