Chairman Cow wrote:
> In article <an9714h4pc6fgbmon104pfhmoh0lb683cm@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>, Dr. Raoul
> Xemblinosky says...
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>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:14:27 -0400, just john
>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>On 04/26/2008 01:06 PM, bob told the world:
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>>>>On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:27:18 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:29:58 -0400, bob <thanatos@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
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>>>>>>>On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:06:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>bob wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:12:36 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:06:30 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/19/2008 01:47 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:56:08 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/17/2008 07:57 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the
world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:42:29 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13002@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/14/2008 05:24 PM, J. Raoul Xemblinosky told the
world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:01:27 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:55:38 -0500, "Dennis M. Hammes"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><scrawlmark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/12/2008 07:14 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told the
world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don Stockbauer wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 9, 3:44 am, "Dennis M. Hammes"
<scrawlm...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:10:16 -0400, just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 04/08/2008 03:30 AM, Dennis M. Hammes told
the world:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>just john wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 9:41 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:08:33 -0700 (PDT),
just john
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><teuy13...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Apr 7, 8:03 am, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rao...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you and your blanket denials, i think
that's cute.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM NOT A BLANKET!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Are you sure you're not a blanket? Do you
like to lie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>on top of the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed all night? Do you resent having to get
up off the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bed in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>morning?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I AM RELATIVELY SURE I AM NOT A BLANKET!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ah. A relativist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So you're only /related to/ a blanket.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Birth or marriage?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She's my mattress' mistress.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Does she have a silicone sister with a manager
mister?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The sister works on a farm as what used to be
called a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"milkmaid,"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>but you know how titles are these days.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today, her 1040A lists her as a Major Mangy
Manger Manager.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Occasionally, the cows' waterers stick, and she
calls on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>making her H&R Block agent a Pfister-Fister
Sister lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a lovely
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>girl in her own write.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(That's right -- I kissed her Pfister-Fister
Sister-lister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mister.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yall are incredibly ****ing funny! Only problem
is that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>there's no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>demand for that anymore.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'Sokay, I can shoot, too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, but can you shoot FUNNY?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Some say I can.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Just the other day, I blew a hole in Ronald
McDonald.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uh, Dennis... did you know you're talking to a
BLANKET?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uh, J... did you know you're talking to a SOCK?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(American textiles have Powowers FAR BEYOND those of
mortal men!)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Besides, the Official Version is that he's relatively
sure he's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not a blanket. So if he were, he'd be all wet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And you wouldn't want me to throw over a wet blanket at
a party
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>like /this/, would you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Better that than a turd in the punch bowl, I would
guess...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wow, can I quote you on that? Like on my next CD?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"'Better ... than a turn in the punch bowl.' -- J. Raoul
Xemblinosky"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This'll push my sales into the double digits!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, by all means. As long as you quote me properly.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crap. I blame an overly-prudish spell checker for that. I
MEANT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"turd."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"A turn in the punch bowl"?? That's just crazy talk.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm just kind of touchy after the Byrds ruined my beautiful
song,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Turd, Turd, Turd."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>We suspected something like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>To every sting, there is a reason.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Borden AND Sumner?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>You're gordon piss me off if you don't stop it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>...Cisco and Pancho, Lum and Abner, Bob and Ray, Maggie and
Jiggs,
>>>>>>>>>>Fibber and Molly, Rowan and Martin, Haig and Haig, George and
Gracie...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Kibbles and bits ...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>...Arm and Hammer, Baltimore and Ohio, tar and feathers...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Salem and Virginia ...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Winston and Marlboro...
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>...Samson and Delilah, Captain and Tennille, Sonny and Cher, The Owl
>>>>>and The *****cat, Donny and Marie, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Metes and
>>>>>Bounds...
>>>>
>>>>Goals and metrics.
>>>
>>>Troilus and Cressida
>>
>>Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
>
>
> Tinker to Evers to Chance
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