Cry of the Miserable Talibans!
By Syed Kamran Mirza
Talibans' Enigma
O Almighty, Merciful and Compassionate Allah, why do you forsaking us? At
least at this crucial time. We have become Talibans only to please you
and
not for any body's sake! Our only passion is to establish an Islamic
Utopia
in Afghanistan and beyond. To achieve this, we undertook a formidable
task-we dedicated ourselves to become the true Ummah of our Holy prophet.
And we became Talibans (students). Lest you forget, we did not take any
education established by western kafirs. Instead, we took up the
education
you love most. We have attended your favorite Madrasahs of Wahabite styles
and studied nothing but your Holy Word, which archangel Gabriel had
delivered to our Holy prophet a long long time ago. We also memorized
every
words of Rasool Karim (swa) which is the basis of Sunnah. We did not rest
for a single day after we consolidated power in Kabul. You know Allah
that
we declared Holy Jihad in Afghanistan and with all the spirit of Islam and
with some help from guns and bombs (borrowed from Kafirs) we have
established Islamic paradise in our dusty land. We also have washed out
sins of Kabul and entire Afghanistan with the Holy Spirit of Islam. We
have
chopped many hands and feet, flogged many kafirs and infidels, stoned to
death many unclean man and women, destroyed all the educational institute
established by those western kafirs and replaced them with Allah's
Madrasahs, abolished women's education and women's work outside, put all
the
women (tools of Satan) in prison (strictly in the metaphoric sense),
painted
all windows, we compelled all women to wear Burqa to cover head to toe
including their enticing face. In addition, we didn't rest until we have
compelled all the men to keep beard and to wear Islamic dress-Muttahejaba
and all. We also trained all young Afghan to become true students or
Talibans. We have very successfully turned the country's wheel backward
to
the middle age (7th century) and removed all those western Satanic
influences by banning all forms of music, TV, Radio, sports, etc. We have
successfully expelled all western educated kafirs from Afghanistan; we
have
barred women education and compelled them to study only Qur'an and
hadiths.
O Merciful, O Compassionate, O Omnipotent Allah, what else do you want
from
us? Haven't we accomplished the holy job of severing all relations with
most western kafir-countries, kept relation only with your home country
Saudi Arabia and her stooges such as Pakistan, Iraq, Emirates only? To
please you and our apostle-we have valiantly destroyed historic statues of
Buddha and all other forms of statues of man and animals. We bowed in
your
holy name, if we get chance, to destroy/demolish all the statues of living
objects (man and animals only) made by kafirs throughout this holy planet
earth. We have compelled small left-over minorities Hindu kafirs to wear
yellow badges and inshallah, soon they all will be either converted to
Islam
or drown them in the sea (Oops! We are a landlocked nation!). We have
driven out most western educated half-kafir Afghans from our Islamic
paradise. However, by doing all these righteous works, what are we
getting
from you Allah?
Since we took over this Allah's Khas land, we have had two big earthquake
killing thousands of pious Muslims and destroying tens of thousands of
Taliban's residence. What did we do wrong, Allah? While we have
destroyed
most of the infrastructures built by kafirs, our hopes were that we should
get blessings from the heaven above). We thought we should get everything
from Allah as you have promised with us in the holy Quran. O Allah, you
have
repeatedly promised in all over the Qur'an that, "those who believe in
Allah
and lead pious/righteous life will be rewarded in this earth and also will
be rewarded Jannat-a-ferdous hereafter". But, O Allah you are not giving
us
any reward here on earth. There is no hints whatsoever! Here in this
promised land (paradise of Islam)-our Taliban children are dying by the
dozens mercilessly because of no available food or medicine. About half a
million Afghans have already abandoned their homes to become refugee in
the
neighboring Pakistan and Iran. This Islamic paradise of Afghanistan is
getting poorer day by day instead of getting richer by your blessings.
What'
s wrong with you O compassionate Allah, why are you punishing us so much?
Are you really testing our infallible Iman? After all, these natural
calamities now you have given us drought and continuous drought, which is
wiping our crops, killing our cattle and children are dying due to
scarcity
of food and medicine. When everything else fails, what do we do? Like
ancient Trantic of India, do we have to offer human sacrifice?
Wastagfirullag! Nauzubillah!!! O Almighty, do you know that our supreme
Islamic Shura decided to perform Human sacrifice (burnt offerings which
you
previously commanded in Holy bible where you repeatedly said you love the
sweet smell of burnt meat very much) to draw your attention and to please
you? If you don't believe us then read yourself this news given by kafir
press (Associate Press)
The Puzzling news from Taliban Heartland
Afghanistan to Sacrifice Infants to End Drought
by KANYA BELIEVIT Associated Press Writer
KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- Afghanistan's Taliban rulers -- already
isolated
by their policies of barring women from all occupations except
prostitution,
in order to protect morality, and forcing Hindus to wear yellow cloths, in
order to foster religious tolerance -- announced plans to begin sacrifice
infants to Baal. They are to be thrown, live, into a bonfire, by their
parents, supervised by the Taliban's Committee for the Protection of
Virtue
and Prevention of Vice. The hard-line Taliban regime that controls 95
percent of this famine-ridden, war-torn country plans to enforce the edict
soon, Mohammed Wali, religious police minister, told The Associated Press
on
Tuesday.The law will also make it mandatory for parents to bury "excess"
girl children, Wali said. The edict drew criticism from other Islamic
states
as well from the West and international human rights groups. But Wali said
the latest Taliban edict is in line with Islam. "This is the only way to
end
the drought,'' the minister said. "We challenge anyone to bring a single
Qur
'anic sura against throwing live babies into a burning inferno. Why is the
West so concerned about a barbequing a few babies when thousands of
Afghanis
are dying because of the drought while the West does nothing to help?"
Reactions around the Islamic world were mixed. While most Muslims
condemned
the action, others congratulated the Taliban on their forceful decision.
"We
know that Baal was an enemy of the Israelis," said a Hamas spokesman who
declined to give his name. "Since Muslims are also enemies of the
Israelis,
sacrificing infants to Baal must be the true path of Islam." Munawaar
Hasan,
general secretary of a major Islamic political party in neighboring
Pakistan
called Jamaat-e-Islami, or Islamic Party, also supported the move. ''The
Taliban should win praise for this step,'' he said. "Finding a concrete
yet
Islamic method to end a drought is a must in any Islamic country and this
step seems in line with this concept. Pakistan might do well to follow
this
example of Islam in action."
A rather Short Talibani Munazaat (Supplication)
O Compassionate Allah, what more could we do to please you? Our comrade in
arms and Deen, the neighboring Iran when drove that Kafir Shah of Iran and
successfully drove one million out of Iran, killed couple of millions
inside
and imprisoned all women, you did the same. Instead of giving your glad
tidings, you also gave them earthquake, drought, etc. by which you
single-handedly ruined their economy and that onetime-prosperous country
has
gone 100 years backward. Why Allah, why? May be that Ayatollah Khomeini
was a Shiite Muslim whom you may not liken so much. But, what about us?
You gave our Prophet Muhammad (your peyare'r banda) if not glad tidings
from
the above, at least you gave him Angels to fight the kafirs and plenty of
plundering booty (young women, lots of wealth and camels). But, we are
neither getting angelic help nor getting any booty. May be, you are
wishing
us to conquer all the neighboring lands of kafirs including America to get
booty. But O Allah, how could we do that with so little power? Those few
Stinger Missiles from Harami America which had helped us to get rid of
those
Godless Communists are now collecting rust. No spare parts came from
Heaven, Allah! Now, how could we invade kafir lands when all those kafirs
are so much strong with all sorts of Satanic (scientific) weapons? Why
can'
t you give us super strong weapons and some Angelic supports so that we
can
subdue all kafir lands to get attractive booty (young women and wealth)
for
our valiant Islamic heroes? In Qur'an, you mentioned so eloquently about
the Ababil birds that brought wrath to pagans. May be we need those
birds.
But without any verdant landscape how can we lure Ababil birds to come to
our rugged land? A hopeless situation, indeed! O Allah the Merciful,
what
will make you convince that we need your help now, badly, very badly? How
can we wake you up from your long slumber? It was about 1400 years ago
that
you sent Archangel Gabriel to Prophet Muhammad to straighten a few unruly
Meccans. Perhaps, it is about the time O Merciful and benevolent Allah
that
you either send one of your archangels to take us from this utter misery
or
else we (and Islam, too) will be in great danger in this mortal world.
Without a victory, O Allah, you can kiss goodbye to your dream of
converting
the entire Ashraf-ul Moklukaat into a giant big Ummah. Are you still
listening to our pleas? Do we hear a thundering reply? Don't be so
cruel,
Ya, Rahman-ur Rahim!!! Please, please, for once, listen to our pleas. It
is becoming a dreadful place already-this Afghanistan. Is there a silver
lining in the dark cloud? Sorry, monsoon cloud does not reach us here.
It
bypasses us and goes to Kafir Hindu India. What a bummer!
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