Re: Today, the 5th of May, the geat country of Mexico

LMAO! another good one ... 

 
Cinco De Mayo, a joyful celebration, was started 1961 in honor of a
serial pedophile named Hector De Mayo aka "Hector the Rectum Reamer". 

Legend has it that De Mayo swore a vow to the Lady of Guadalupe that he
would endeavor to ream the rectums of five underage children, every day,
as long as his pigs remained healthy. 

It's mexican folklore that Hector the Rectum Reamer reamed the rectums
of nearly every mexican born in Chihuahua from 1899 to 1960, totaling in
excess of 8 million. 

The reamed rectums were a result of forced anal intercourse and the
accompanying permanent enlargement of the rectums were primarily due to
De Mayo's deformed ***** that while measuring only two inches in length,
it was an incredible 12-1/2 inches in cir***ference. 

The mexican national anthem makes mention of De Mayo's prolific
activities and lauds him as liberator of the epidemic of chronic
constipation that had plagued the people of mexico since the
explorations of Balboa. 

Today, Cinco De Mayo is celebrated in all hispanic families by offering
up the rectums of every child under the age of 12 to their uncles. 

The reaming ritual is performed in the main living area of the home on
colorful straw woven mats placed on the floor. With the uncles plied
with plenty of tequila and the children outfitted with the customary
ballgag, mariachi music is played loudly and festive dancing takes place
as "el unconstitpacion" is consummated. 

When the conclusion of the Cinco De Mayo celebration is announced, all
participants are encouraged to urinate on the statue of the sacred Lady
of Guadalupe for good luck in the coming year.

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