It was 4:30 in the morning and the bar had been open for an hour.
The bartender was writing 37 under "The Special Today" on a chalk-
board behind the bar. All of a sudden two mexicans walk in. The
bartender yells "God dammit, this is rediculous!" and pulls out
his shotgun and shoots the two mexicans. The bartender says;
"I'm gonna run out of chalk!" while he erases the 37 and writes 39.
Not really funny, but I like it!
BAT
The morning ****nes new light so that I can see,
That I never left this road that brings me sweet sweet liberty, Like a
ringing bell, thats freedom's spell, A new day callin'. En Vogue
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