Letterman's Old-Man McCain Jokes
Several nights this past week David Letterman riffed on various
presidential
candidates. Both Wednesday and Thursday he did a few minutes monologue
that
alternated between Ralph Nader and John McCain "he looks like the kind of
guy who..." jokes. Condensed for easy viewing, here are Letterman's
funniest
McCain jokes from those monologues. (ex. "McCain looks like the kind of
guy
who spends all day in the coffee shop of a municipal golf course.")
Watch:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/01/david-lettermans-oldman_n_89237.html
John McCain looks like the kinda guy who believes constipation is his
biggest concern.
John McCain looks like the kinda guy who was against torture before he was
for it.
John McCain looks like a guy who used to believe in campaign finance
reform
and now finances his campaign by cir***venting the law.
John McCain looks like the kinda guy who trashes lobbyists while at the
same
time lobbyists are in bed with him.
John McCain looks like toast.
John McCain looks like the kind of guy who finished fifth from the bottom
of
his class at the Naval Academy and then says, "I was trying to see what I
could get away with without getting kicked out."
McLame looks like the kind of old fart who likes to drink Metamucil for
the
taste of it.
John McCain is the kinda guy who gets mugged by Rove and turns and hugs
Bush.
John McCain looks like the kind of guy that farts dust...........
John McCains motto? Never trust a fart!
John McCain is the kinda guy who'd make a lousy President.
McCain in his first television appearance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XUOhjW2AXM
