Wa****ngton DC
Bru****ng aside rumors that his military record isn't all he's cracked
it up to be, Senator John "****stain" McCain called a press conference
today and stated, "I'm a war hero and don't you forget it! Anyone who
dares say otherwise, either publicly or privately, is a traitor and a
slug. When I get to be president, ahem, I mean IF I get to be
president, anyone making derogatory statements about me or either of
my wives or one of my girlfriends is going to be one sorry
mother****er, indeed. My grandpa was an Admiral, my daddy was an
Admiral, and I'm an Admiral, I mean, I'm a Senator, which is better
than an Admiral, especially once I get to be president, I mean, IF I
get to be president." Asked if he wasn't overreacting to the expected
discussion in the heat of a presidential campaign, McCain blew his
top. "Gimme your name, rank, and serial number, sailor! I'm gonna
take a collasal **** all over you! Who do you think you're talking
to, Barack Obama?" At that point, most of the re****ters left the
press conference, but when they turned around, McCain was still
jumping up and down, making threats at anyone who dared to look at him
sideways.
Bart Renfritt
TTNS
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