They're saying she's got the edge in Indiana, Dave Letterman Country.
Why am I not surprised? He's the guy who spent his entire life
interviewing super models and lovely young actresses and never got his
erect tool between the legs of a one of 'em. You gotta be a real
prude to grow up in Indiana and Dave is nothing if not a prude. Ok,
he's got a kid out of wedlock. Only a guy like Dave could get away
with that, in
his position, and still face middle America every weeknight with a
straight face. Having spent my early years just across the state
line from the Hoosier State, I can tell you that those folks are
firing on all eight when it comes to the Indy 500 but aren't exactly
the brightest bulbs in the drawer in just about everything else. You
want a nice big lawn out front of your semi-rural, country-style home,
Indiana may be for you and I like that just fine. Great place to toss
a football or a baseball around or do a little chipping, speaking of
which, it's too bad they're midwestern golf clubs when it comes to
what lies betwixt the eardrums.
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