Did you hear the one about how an errant Secret Service agent opened
the wrong door at the White House and found Hillary lapping gash? He
said she threw an ashtray at him, striking him in the head. It sounds
credible since she was known for throwing things at Bill.
Unfortunately, the young woman with whom she was having a sexual
interlude was shot dead in a Washington DC business just a few days
later. When you make friends with the Clintons, your life ain't worth
a plug nickel.
