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WA****NGTON, D.C. -- President
Bush today took drastic action
to ease the pain of American
motorists by signing into law
new legislation, "Free Vaseline
With Your Gasoline."
The new bill also will cover
those who purchase diesel oil
or kerosene.
"No butts about it, it's something
that had to be done," said Bush
during an announcment at an
Exxon Mobile service station
three blocks form the White House.
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The new law applies to those earning less than
$200,000 a year. All politicians as well as the
filty rich -- many politicians among them as
result of shady deals over the years-- will receive
a tube of Crazy Glue.
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"OPEC," said a White House spokesman, "is an international consortium
of charlatans, thieves and
extortionists who rip off their client nations -- especially the U.S.
-- using corrupt business practices and the unholy power of money.
It's a Mafia of Nations that cuts back its production to drive up
prices."
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For more information, read:
http://www.edconrad.com
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For extra jars of Vaseline or extra tubes of Crazy Glue,
contact Rush Limbaugh by phone or e-mail. Or Bill
O'Reilly.
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