Taken from my blog...if you want a peek
http://web.mac.com/comedyguy/iWeb/Site/Blog/Blog.html
All the big terrorists are in Toronto...but you have to think that the
Canadian Terrorists must have a farm team somewhere......but they
would'nt be the brightest bulbs on the tree.
If there are Terrorists hiding in Saskatchewan Canada, they might be a
little inept...
10. Worst they've done so far is threaten to finance "Joni Mitchell’s,
From Beyond the Grave, Tour”.
9. They meet every third Thursday at the Bingo Hall.
8. Well, in all fairness, the tire was flat, and road flares and
dynamite do kinda look alike in the dark.
7. Practice sessions include crashing kites into Grain Elevators if they
can find any.
6. Wanting to inflict massive death and carnage, they drive their
bomb-laden Combine into a Tractor Pull show.
5. They've drawn up an elaborate plan to bomb Taylor Field when the
Riders are in the Grey Cup
4. Flew a hang glider into a Burger King because they thought a real
king lived there.
3. Their demands include full recognition by the Wheat Pool.
2. They were denied a permit for their Canuk Take-No-Prisoners Death
Parade because they couldn't sell enough Al-Qaeda Scout cookies for the
fee.
And The Number 1 Sign Saskatchewan Terrorists Are Inept...
1. "We have Gaynor the Gopher. Do exactly as we say, or you'll never see
him on another commericial again."
© Cox Marketing 2006
Think of the poor suicide bomber for a moment. He’s drawn into this
lifestyle and is told his stature in their religion will be elevated to
that of, “martyr.” As an extra bonus, when he dies, he will be met at
the gates of heaven by 400 to 700 virgins, something like that.
Come on bombers...give your head a shake. If you had one virgin a
day...this would only cover, maybe 2 years and you’ve got *eternity* to
go. You also have to think, that with the amount of bombings we hear
about, that “heaven” is going to run out of virgins at some time. Oh
what a surprise for the guy that shows up and expects the 400 and all
that’s left are virgin..... goats.
Lets face it guys, that when a woman gives herself to you, there’s
alittle something expected in return. “You have to be my boyfriend now,
lets talk marriage, what about the kids, why don’t you clean the garage,
why don’t you fix the front door, mow the lawn”, these are all the
questions a suicide bomber will be faced with for..... eternity. Oh yes
and that’s x 400. Sounds like heaven to me.
After about 5 years, I can hear all the Islamic extremist suicide
bombers all saying, “hey, the Hindus have reincarnation. Let’s all take
a vote on switching, that doesn't sound so bad.”
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