eating placentas in a stirfry
+++
didnt they ask ya
wot u were takin it hoem for girl
yr mate
has a sense of humour
+++
hi psychic blog
+++
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+++
Live
'?'
+++
lightning crashes
by live
ok
+++
it's one way
tp take stem cells
blew everone's mind at th table
ya gotta here this
u cunts all missed it
+++
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+++
AC
'If You Want Blood (You've Got '
+++
you've got it
+++
just cum from th shed party
at th bike shop
doin cones and
drinkin bourbons and
watchin th chopper
doin dounts in th rain
+++
on ya trippy
it;s cheatin
to lay it down on th frame man
+++
met a nice fella
+++
never got a name
it dont matter
+++
did ya find
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta's diary then man ?
+++
i had a good time
+++
trippy's racing th suzuki this weekend
+++
we were off
ravin about mazda's
a smick
323 wagon
with a rotary
a sleeper
if ever there was one
+++
dak dak dak dak
+++
go hard brother
+++
kuta man enjoyed th tales
+++
th old
243 suzuki four wheel drives
with rotaries
+++
my old suke
with th datsun motor
pulled ful noise all day
inth soft white beach sand
on frazer island
+++
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+++
Joel Turner & The Modern Day P
'These Kids'
+++
poets
+++
it's still chopping things
+++
just gotta make th text box bigger
my program
i'm afraid
+++
my date tomorrow night
floating thru my mind
go to sleep dear
+++
i cum
bearing drugs
+++
bought my weekend supply
+++
he been nice to me
scuse i
..
..
..
more drugs over here...
..
..
..
chester
one of nippleclamp's
fabricators
took her for a spin
with th ockie strap
providin th
rebound damping
he not good enough yet
to struff it thru th dirt
it works man
we gotta put a better
shock absorber on it
+++
it rained on me
+++
never rides his own unicycle
only when i cum thru th workshop
he pulls htis outta th boot and
gets up first time
and pedals off
+++
u've got it brother
+++
when ya make yr first
gutter jump
better
when ya jump over yr first
skatebowl wall
yr the man
+++
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+++
The Kinks
'Tired of Waiting For You'
+++
u own th bowl
+++
th wood pushers
on their skateboards
and th little boys
on their safety
bicycles
+++
drop over th edge
on a man;s bike
one wheel and
cop this withering stare cunt
+++
is th dickless tracy
still readin my diary
ya made me wet ok
+++
takin photos of me
doin pushups
in th street
before u'd let me go
snake
fuckin smiled man
+++
ah man
+++
fuckin dickless tracys
+++
u arent supposed to flirt that hard dear
+++
too obvious
+++
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+++
Arlo Guthrie
'Chilling Of The Evening'
+++
yeah kuta
+++
i dunno
i'd eat
catwoman's daughter;s
placenta
in a stirfry
+++
spent six months
as an asian cook
can cook anything
+++
not wot she took it home for man
+++
fuckin goths
and their sick sense of humopur
+++
she handled it well
+++
bent as
+++
i like it
+++
more drugs over here...
..
..
..
copper
in a paddywagon
told me to get off th middle of th road
at dusk today
just surfin on my unicycle
+++
he did smile though
+++
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+++
Jewel
'Grey Matter(Live)'
+++
figured
th council
puttin all those white lines
in th middle of th road
was an invitation
+++
ridin th crown of th road
on nippleclamp
suspension unicycle
weavin from side to side
i can pick
which part of my back
i want to exercise
[stretch]
+++
when it;s dark
+++
and th cars have gone to bed
+++
u can surf th land
+++
after midnight
is my reputation
my unicycle
trippy and chester built
can bee found anywhere
+++
but not
in the fortitude valley anymore
+++
i'm dating a coastie chick
+++
down th edge of th island
+++
they fuck better
i dunno
+++
brisvegas chicks
just umm
well they drip ok but
+++
i dont like it
whent hey rub their pussy
on my toes
when i'm playinth heart beat drum
centre of
the fortitude valley mall and they dont
fuck me stupid
+++
unrequited sex
and drugs and rock n roll
is for chicks
i didnt have th sexchange
sorry
+++
and i ride a man;s bike
which they keep ticketing
as being a
safety bicycle
uggg
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+++
Nickelback
'Nickelback - Throw Yourself Aw'
+++
h
+++
huge insult
+++
riding a bicycle
thru a red light
at midnight
isnt th same
it;s got
one fuckin wheel
+++
cunts
+++
always payin off a fine
is alright
they pay it to themselves
out of my pension
+++
i always smile
+++
i care
sue me
i tried to warn th feds
my black friends
screamin
+++
i got two senior feds
as psychic kills
out of th escapade
+++
i'm happy
+++
taken my playground away
a bit miffed
+++
is ok
+++
i got this
hot redhead
who loves me
+++
catwoman
+++
she'll bee the new
head witch of th gold coast
+++
morticia moved away
+++
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+++
David Seville
'I Told the Witchdoctor'
+++
not fuckin me now
th witchdoctor of kuta
+++
got th islamic terrorist cunts
at least 5000
sweet kills
for th black honey man
95 thousand
in collateral fdamage
veteran
of a thousand psychic wars
+++
was a big earthquake
th land spoke
large
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+++
Marilyn Manson
'Tainted Love'
+++
we did ask for it but
to avenge aussie deaths from kuta beach mark two
+++
have to bee
so careful
pointing my bone of death
of kuta
12 hours and
5000 dead islamic cunts
lying under th rubble
fuck i smmiled
+++
smile dmore
when i got dr death
dr azahari
12 days it tookt h bone of death
to whack dr death
but it got im
+++
not till
i read back
ah yeah
i rod eover kuta
mountain
12 days before
that cunt's bombs
he th bomb maker
hit th first kuta beach bomb attacks
got u cunt
+++
and
timely
+++
i usually
land my death spells
smack
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+++
B-52's
'Rock Lobster'
+++
on day seven
+++
th hot redhead
onth edg eof th island
knows about my
360 thousand psychic kills
is ok with it
+++
i'm her
warlock
+++
real
proven
+++
my towel
bathroom towel
with ten dolphins on it
sharkie's towel
catwoman left in my car
+++
nine pods
of dolphins
followed me around th point
at stradbroke island
little brother spun out
+++
i dunno
he knows how magic i am
+++
carted me around th island
in a range rover
+++
most dolphins
he'sever seen
in his life
in 1 place
i've seen more
+++
didnt identify that species
th big cunts
wouldnt cum close
+++
looks liek a shark fin
+++
multi coloured
wot th fuck are they ?
+++
dont swim th channel
somethin big under there
+++
we'd swim it with
12 foot surf fishin rods
i'm a kadaitcha man
th cunts wont bite me
+++
ah well man
+++
when u've swum amongst th hammer head shark school
couple of thousand hammerheads
scary as
+++
fifty metres from th beach and
playin in th surf
+++
we thought
we were playn with th 12 foot manta rays
+++
12 foot plus
hammerheads and
all sizes
+++
th pack is
huge man
+++
we got up ont h cliffs and
looked down
fuck man
we swum thru that
+++
caught th same wave
all th way to th beach
+++
six sixteen yr old guys
+++
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+++
Kanye West
'Golddigger Ft. Jamie Foxxx'
+++
broke as
and summering
on stradbroke island
+++
hitchin
from one side of th island
to th other
+++
hey plank
+++
th rangie just pulled in
..
..
..
th only land rover product
in th house
that is consistent
+++
vogue se
fancy limousine
+++
i borrow it occasionally
to go put smiles on dials
on a monoshock unicycle
+++
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+++
Metallica
'Metallica - Master Of Puppets'
+++
ah fuck
a who0le bunch of cunts
starin at me slack jawed and
some cunt just asked
look it;s a unicycle
where's my other wheel ?
+++
up th arse of th last cunt who asked
if ya ask him nicely
he might let u have it nxt
+++
fuckhead
th experienced unicyclist reader
knows wot i'm talkin about
no fuckin repsect
of somethin they scared of
+++
pussies
i drop off skatebowl walls
i know ht bitch wont ride dwon
+++
i'd do it again
+++
th knobbie tyre
almost scuffed up enough now
murwillambah wall
off th top shelf
+++
three bourbons and
five cones
first
just in case
it hurts less
+++
pre medicated
+++
test flight
on th prototype unicycle
+++
ya can ride it chester
admit it;s easier than a hardtail
+++
they droppin burnouts
in th rain
on th hardtail chopper
ok i did ask em to
+++
they did it but
+++
second gear starts and
+++
will it drop a wheelie ?
+++
gooey's chopper would
+++
got on th back of it
frightened of it
first harley that ever scared me
but when it got sideways
at ninety miules an hour and
i noticed th back wheel
was spinning
i smiled
+++
all good after that
+++
i'll ride bitch
to th pub
if no other cunt will
+++
not a mark on it
not a scratch
a life member
of a notorius bike club
gooey
+++
th best spray painter
fuck he could do murals
+++
sprays coffins
for a living
+++
that kind of guy
+++
some of those coffins
get custom paint jobs
+++
used to visit and
trip over harley bits
+++
how
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+++
Elvis Costello
'Oliver's Army'
+++
's zaphod goin ?
+++
still makin harley front ends ?
+++
dont start me talking - lyric
+++
yeah ok
he's a cunt
so wot else is new
+++
they chopped off th wrong head
+++
he left with th bad head
+++
me
somethin similar
+++
got twin souls anyway
u quiet black
"u talk too much"
i not tellin much at th moment
+++
"u'll give em th nxt disaster 7 days before it happens"
no i fuckin wont
+++
"gunna shirk yr responsibility ?"
fuck yeah
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:09:55]
+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++
"i see"
+++
"it dont matter, no cunt listens"
+++
"think that will swing"
"with th karma cops"
who cares
+++
"they'll bite ya"
already have
parked th bitch amongst a bee factory
+++
"yr in love"
so
+++
"go in slow"
i am
+++
"asked kuta lady to poison my wine if i marry th bitch"
wot she say ?
"good shit"
+++
and ?
"more concerned"
"did i get my easter eggs from her"
+++
u thanked her ?
"i did"
+++
she still luvs ya
"she a kuta lady"
i gotta nother kuta lady to add
+++
"ok"
+++
memory mapped file
+++
tell my brother
not to hurt this girl
+++
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+++
Nirvana
'On A Plain'
+++
planes flyin over her house
day and night
+++
almost livin on th runway
yr kid wont
be afraid of anything
+++
hey white jack
+++
u should bee in bed mate
+++
less she
makin ya be sleepy tomorrow night
wouldnt think that of er
+++
"good girl"
+++
the unicycle man
pullin thru at dusk
+++
unless he goes surfing
he be an hour or two late
+++
the land surfer
+++
rackin up
smiles on dials
to offset his psychic kills
th witchdoctor man
+++
thinkin of u
catwoman
+++
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:16:54]
+++
?
'?'
+++
"the joker'
+++
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+++
The Prodigy
'Firestarter'
+++
i did not
set off those petrol bombs
didnt mark th blues brothers car
little brother owned
he's stopped yellin about it anyway
seen th funny side to it
it was my
wedding
+++
married on a harley
to led zeppelin
+++
second time around
it was a blues brother;s wedding
+++
third time around
kuta lady will poison my wine
"stick to spirits"
only if i marry two or more of th bitches
+++
lst unicycles
th romo car
gets wilder and wilder
only got a 800 cc motor but
it;s gots a full
roll cage
racing this weekend
+++
trippy
his photo
stayed on th wall
at land cruiser mountain park
for 6 yrs
+++
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+++
Peter Gabriel
'Games Without Frontiers'
+++
and then a funny thing happened
i noticed
i started writin clues
to th song about to play
that helene was magic man
+++
operant conditioning for
the operant psychic mind
+++
she had a honda zot
+++
i had a
360 two stroke motorcycle
+++
that threw grown men
over th handlebars
just startin th bitch
nippleclamp
come nippleclamp
away
+++
a better shockie
shouldnt have to
resort to
ockie straps
+++
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+++
Marcy Playground
'Sex And Candy'
+++
it works but
+++
much better rebound damping
th cunt doesnt top out
and lift my feet
off th pedals
+++
part
unsprung weight and
part sprung wieght
dependin on
how big my balls are
specially int h dirt
big rocks
keep yr weight in th seat
keep th
unsprung weight down
weird as
test flight
+++
yr weight
stays in th seat
longer
than on hardtail
specially in th dirt
can drop
straight off th bitumen
onto th gravel verge
always
+++
is good as
+++
just
it;s a 150 dollar
half bicycle shockie
+++
we have a winner
+++
come in spinner number nine
+++
yr time is up
+++
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+++
Pink Floyd
'Another Brick in the Wall'
+++
poor cunt
yr dad died in th war
+++
mine topped himself
wot are ya gunna do ?
+++
a 26 inch beast
for th nxt version
and
we talkin gears tonight
seven and
a disc brake
+++
i still want
a fixed wheel
+++
th boys brains are churning
but they;re bright
they mad ea monoshock unicyle that
is beautifully balanced
u dont feel th weight
+++
articulates so clsoe to th tyre
we cant go up to three inch tyres
but th nxt one
and in alloy
half th weight after th welds
+++
26
more tyres to choose from
+++
pacier
+++
gear it
we trial disc brakes
instead of th last ones
blocks on th rim
wore out rims
+++
modified unicycle
test flight
on drugs
+++
th only way to fly
more drugs over here
trippy the hydro kangaroo
cause it smokes harder
than bush
..
..
..
hammer stone
..
..
..
"a good mixture will"
shutup ya old hippy
"set and setting"
..
..
..
"th best stones"
..
..
..
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 22:34:32]
+++
Ray Stevens
'Witchdoctor'
+++
this a better version
no chipmunks
+++
i like
homer simpson loves th song
+++
and makes
sideways references to bees
kuta appreciates it
+++
put homer in a
total immersion tank
he starts singin this
+++
it;s th magci homer
has bart still
got his unicycle
parked in th closet ?
+++
notice u mastered it
did th loop th loop
a matter of
speed
th skatebowl wall
si omethin similar
pends how big yr balls are
+++
hit th wall fast enough
it;ll crest
+++
trippy
taught me how to
bunny hop
a unicycle
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+++
?
'?'
+++
when he was fifteen
and couldnt ride one
now he builds my toys
+++
the black eyed peas
'sexy'
+++
nother bourbon
..
..
..
it still flyin immaculate tripper man
+++
much luv from th beast
+++
the nature of things
+++
she doesnt buck as bad
sinc ei added th ockie strap
i know we talked a limiting strp
this does th same function
with damping
+++
needed it
better in th rough stuff
+++
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+++
City High
'You dont know me'
+++
opposite
of th city
+++
i'm back in th dirt
+++
got a brand new knobbie tyre and
th skatebowl walls are
calling
+++
my proficiancy flies at dusk are
climbin th edge
+++
jumpin traffic islands
in front of four wheel drive nuts
+++
th articulation of th beast
nippleclamp
twists their heads
+++
got more traction
than a regular unicycle
th lst
suspension unicycle
will ride over just about anything
+++
a sidecars
modified front end
and nothing more
+++
earles fork if ya must know
+++
it bein th
steer tyre
as wella s
th drive tyre
it;s workin hard
th centre already lost it;s casting lugs
workin on th edges
th traffic islands
work th edge of th knobs
takes weeks
to bed in a tyre
and trust it
+++
like these
littler knobs
+++
a standard pattern but
small
+++
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+++
The Avalanches
'Frontier Psychiatrist'
+++
dont want a road tyre
i told im
in th motorcycle shop
i ride th road on knobbies
used to do it on a
360 single dirt bike
+++
methanol in th fuel and
two spark plugs
in th head
+++
th skatebowl walls are calling
+++
th hookworm tyre
beckons
+++
how much slide
will u have
as i go down th walla t
fourty odd degrees
+++
when can i turn in
and turn down
th wall
and ride off th trick
+++
been ridin so long
i never embarrassed at a stack
+++
they rare enough
+++
10 k ride
this arv at dusk
a beautiful dusk surf
on one wheel
no stacks to report
at least fourteen traffic island climbs and
drops and
it;s all good
+++
th locals are used to me
+++
although some
still insist on
beepin horns
+++
a devil sign is sufficient
i catch most of em
+++
th nxt one will bee
long travel and
we be inside th spring ra
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+++
Ram Jam
'Black Betty'
+++
nge
+++
cmon jenny
+++
takes a gutter jump
at speed
feels like
a driveway transition
a mere two inche jump
+++
so fierce to contemplate
for th learner
+++
transitions
+++
riden onto th moving
conveyor belt
of a
travelling down
escalator
fun as
+++
we can handle gear changes mr honda
+++
in th mossy drain
th 26 inch
mountain unicycle
would spin
two for one
flight test
+++
th only way to fly
+++
no-one
has taken one of these down this
+++
ok
+++
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+++
james blunt
'?'
+++
you're beautiful
+++
yeah but ya wont wheelspin
too much traction
fuckin suspension
+++
i keep a hardtail
unicycle
in th boot
of th s pack ford falcon
for those
..
..
..
+++
love ya;s
fuckin HARD
..
..
..
i ejaculate
therfore i am
..
..
pirate jenny
+
"black"
beeing together
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
+++
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+++
A Perfect Circle
'Breņa'
+++
