Forwarded:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Revised ballot that includes the vote on the Salinger Hook, Line &
>Sinker.
>
>Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2008 Usenet Kook
>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
>* you are a notorious net.kook
>* you attempt to vote twice
>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>* you vote for or against yourself
>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>* you have officially been declared non-existent
>* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on April 9th to cast your votes.
>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
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>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ernie Primeau
> Greg "Greegor" Hanson
> Hagar
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> John Wentzky
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Bob Barnett
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Usenet Freedom Fighters
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
> BONZO of sci.skeptic
> Dale Kelly
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> John Wenztky
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL, LINE & SINKER
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Hagar
> The No Salvation Army of alt.atheism
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> alt.battlestar-galactica
> Earle Horton of rec.autos.jeep+willys
> Hagar
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Charles Lysaght
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> "Flowing Space Magnetism" by Bill "Oldcoot" Sheppard
> "The unified force as algebraic middle between all four fundamental
>ones"
> by Dedanoe Unlishnidaos
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Man with foreskin (Holocaust Revisionism/Denial)
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> The No Salvation Army of alt.atheism
> Usenet Freedom Fighters
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bob Barnett
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> Usenet Freedom Fighters
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>TAR & FEATHERS
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton
> Warhol
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> alt.religion.jehovahs-witn
> Don "Denise" Ocean
> rec.s****t.pro-wrestling
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Pamela Russell
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie
> Dedanoe Unlishnidaos
> Jeff Relf
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Azure
> Brenda "SkyEyes" Nelson
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Benjamin Cramer
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Johnny Wizard
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bob Barnett, trained by Chad Bryant
> Will Dockery, trained by OB of rec.arts.poems
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Troll of alt.atheism by Jade
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL "RUBBER TURKEY" FOR EASTER 2008
>(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Brad Guth
> Dale Kelly
> Duke the American-American
> Ernie Primeau
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>(Vote for one or abstain)
>
> David Tholen
> Gerald Newton
> Lady Motown
> Abstain
>
>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>(Vote for one or abstain)
>
>Charles Lysaght
>John Wentzky
>Abstain
>
>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>(Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Carl "Calrog" Rogers
> Pamela Russell
> Abstain
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>(Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
> The Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
> Abstain
>
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>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
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