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(AP) Sex starved women in Anchorage Alaska got a real treat Saturday,
when a polar bear with an estimated 4 foot long penis strolled through
town. "I ain't seen nothing like that since I went to the circus", said
Wanita Schwarz enthusiastically. "I seen some big ones before, but I've
never seen one close to that", said her friend Anna.
Police eventually herded the bear to the outskirts of the city, where it
wandered off much to the disappointment of hundreds of excited women,
who caused numerous traffic jams attempting to see the bear.
