Nope, I wasn't there (wish I was), I watched
it LIVE on telly, you know where (if you care).....
Jesulin de Ubrique
Javier Conde
Hijo de Jose Maria Manzanares
Weather: Thunder storms and heavy rain!
Breeder : Sorry, I missed who it was :(
Jesulin's first bull was Jugetero, around 450Kg
and started off as a toro bravo. Good stuff with
the capote, minimal pic, followed by some good
faena. Sadly, all his good work was destroyed
by bad swordsman****p, achieving the kill on the
fourth attempt. Boo's for him, applausos **** el toro
Javier Conde - man, is he a torero I like to watch!
Good capote work and minimal pic again. In his white
and plato traje he faced Majoleto (465Kg) who was a
rather fierce toro! Javier's cuadrilla placed their
banderillas very well and neat. At this point the dark
Andaluz sky tumbled out some heavy rain but Javier did
his typical tip-toe style with the muleta, revealing
some fantastic footwork and body shape - several p*****
were created in the pure duende he had with this toro.
The rain was pissing down as he claimed his first kill
at the first go, straight in to the hilt and the toro
died well.
With applausos and ovacion, he gained Un Oreja
Hijo de Jose Maria Manzanares, the youngest torero
in this corrida, faced Famoso, who was a good toro
at 480Kg. The fight itself isn't memorable to me
but Joselito made a great clean estocada and recieved
an Ovacion - but no trophy
Jesulin came up for his second toro. I sat remembering
the lovely rabbit, chips and gravy I ate at this lovely
and small cafe at the top of the main street in Ubrique
a coupla years back. Jesulin faced Rosito (480Kg) who
didn't start off as a particularily good toro, but he
improved as the fight went on. The rain was falling
VERY hard by now and so Jesulin removed his shoes and
fought in silk on the waterlogged plaza. With minimal
pic and ok-ish banderilla's, Jesulin proceeded to pull
off pass after pass, sublimely winning himself back into
the heart of the crowd. Absolutely soaked (the bane of
any Torero), his estocada was in to the hilt - but this
toro was proper bravo! Rosito actually got back onto his
feet and faced down Jesulito before slumping on his side!
Applausos and ovacion for Jesulin, giving him DOS OREJA'S!!
Applausos for Rosito as he left the arena
By this time I realised the banda son crap. They hit all
the wrong notes on the pasodobles and the clarinet player
ruined a couple of them completely....
Next up, Javier's second toro, Panadero, a whopping 510Kg!!
I was looking forward to this, but as the rain fell harder
I became more dissapointed. He took his shoes off too, but
it didn't help, and in this unspectacular fight Javier had
a bounce out on the first attempt at estocada, hit bone on
the second attempt, the 3rd go was just horrible and on his
fourth stab he hit half way and to the left. However, Panadero
was also whistled off, as he didn't in any way match up to
expectations.
Hijo de Jose Maria Manzanares faced Cateton for his last toro
and what a ****ing toro loco it was! During capote he smashed
into the wall and proper tore it to shreds! The crowd were
yelling to have minimal pic and Cateton was whisked through
some lovely work on the capote by Jose. The sun came out and
Old Antonio stuck in some great banderillas. Jose took Cateton
out to the middle and had some fantastic faena's, the crowd being
very appreciative with applausos. The estocada was in there first
time, to the hilt, and Cateton recieved applausos as his body was
dragged from the plaza, while Jose got Un Oreja
Riz
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http://www.dietariotaurino.com/images/fotos_dietario3/jose_maria_manzanares.jpg
http://www.el-mundo.es/larevista/num186/imagenes/torero.jpg
http://www.el-mundo.es/toros/images/jesulin.jpg
For the Trolls, who require sumkinda Homo***ual reference in
all their flames on the NG: There was a great shot of Jesulin
as he warmed up his wrists - I guess in your mind it was like
sumkinda wanking technique? Well, to get you off, just imagine
Jesulin (in his traje) wanking over your face while I stuff his
dos oreja's up your arse and you can then contemplate the fact
that he is Lil' Jesus and then you can wank again to your hearts
content.
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