Prostitutes push Greek Economy up 25%

Greek economy has registered a 25 % jump thanks to the round the clock 
duties of the country's prostitutes, according to today's  "The
Independent" 
and "The Guardian".

Greek GDP thus officially suddenly rises by 25 percent.

But is this a "rise" or an "erection" or more likely mass erection?!!!

HeHeHe...

Hey, that's what I call progress. Whatever has happened to "Never on 
Sunday"? They must be at it 365/24 24/7 these days.

Thanks to the prostitutes Greece will now hopefully find itself well
within 
the EU budgetary rules and escape chastising by the EU bodies.

Hey, but ain't this what they call "cooking the books"? !!!

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choro-nik
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