Narrator: Snow as far as the eye can see, a pure white winter
wonderland to behold. The little village of ACEBO93 seems quiet, very
quiet. Nothing seems to be stirring apart from a suspicious looking
snowman on the horizon and a Yeti stuck up a neaby pine tree. Various
snowcovered buildings surround the small town square. A large iceberg
shaped as a cow can be seen strangely resting where a house once was
and in the oposite building a man is seen busily cleaning tables.
Suddenly a big neon light comes on indicating the establishment to be
"JONNYS ICE CREAMS"
*Jonny flips the door sign to open and steps out in t-****rt and shorts
into the cold and shouts*
Jonny: ICE CREAMS! GET YOUR ICE-CREAMS! GET EM WHILE THEY'RE COLD!!!
All your old favorites are here. Cool Mint, Chilly Blueberry, Super
Strawberry Cheescake are among but a few. Also don't forget our range
of snowcones, with my particular favorite flavor, Yellow Snowcone!
Also remember to try our usenet famous Lifestream range! Now 100%
creamier than before!
Welcome one and all to the new-improved and re-furnished Jonny's Ice
Cream Store!
Can I take your order please?
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- Jonny
GASH Collective
www.JonnyWorld.co.uk
AGFF Veteran
Mini-Greg Level 52
Wielder of the Materia Saber, LCM1 hand blaster and BFOKS
Owner of Jonny's Ice Cream Store (Closed for re-furni****ng)
Defender of Cassandra
Conquerer of VTAN
Eater of Bagels
"Someone once told him that bagels and cream cheese
were the food of the gods."
- Chapter 10 of Space: Above and Beyond
All my points, medals and stuff are in the freezer to save bandwidth as
it's too extensive.
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stimulated easily..." - Funk
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