Hammy wrote:
> On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 00:14:06 +0100, Jonny <JonnyH@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> wrote:
>
> >Narrator: Snow as far as the eye can see, a pure white winter
> >wonderland to behold. The little village of ACEBO93 seems quiet,
very
> >quiet. Nothing seems to be stirring apart from a suspicious looking
> >snowman on the horizon and a Yeti stuck up a neaby pine tree.
Various
> >snowcovered buildings surround the small town square. A large
iceberg
> >shaped as a cow can be seen strangely resting where a house once was
> >and in the oposite building a man is seen busily cleaning tables.
> >Suddenly a big neon light comes on indicating the establishment to
be
> >"JONNYS ICE CREAMS"
> >
>
> Quit yer jibber jabbin foo!
>
*jabbers*
> >
> >*Jonny flips the door sign to open and steps out in t-****rt and
shorts
> >into the cold and shouts*
> >
> >Jonny: ICE CREAMS! GET YOUR ICE-CREAMS! GET EM WHILE THEY'RE
COLD!!!
> >
>
> Cooler than a snowmans armpit!
>
Cool man. Real cool.
> >All your old favorites are here. Cool Mint, Chilly Blueberry, Super
> >Strawberry Cheescake are among but a few. Also don't forget our
range
> >of snowcones, with my particular favorite flavor, Yellow Snowcone!
> >
> >Also remember to try our usenet famous Lifestream range! Now 100%
> >creamier than before!
> >
> >Welcome one and all to the new-improved and re-furnished Jonny's Ice
> >Cream Store!
> >
> >Can I take your order please?
>
> I would like a marshmellow bon bon tuti fruiti mix with meatball
> liquer sauce and some cheese sprinkles please! Yum! :P
>
Would you like ice with that sir?
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