bugger pt 5
+++
well that's one page out of
my psychic diary
that will never be published
worth it though
to see gay lady jennifer
clothed only in a towel
+++
hi psychic diary that talks in music
+++
wolfmother
'colossal'
+++
damn she looked hot
my stars for today were right
+++
i cant
compare my bruises
from 4 unicycle stacks with
how yr body looks at present
poor thing
+++
just
still connected
+++
i had to burn
one of my diary pages
unusual
+++
oh
a special on th sun
just started on th tube
+++
i'm one of th few
who've seen jen in a dress
clad only in a towel
and arguing football with me
i'll remember
+++
we were talkin football but
damn u looked vulnerable
+++
****off *****
my left shoulder
still not workin properly
+++
low flyin trees
+++
least they're man's bike scars
+++
wot did th man;s bike do to ya dear ?
****in violent lesbians
+++
the offspring
'the kids arent alright'
+++
not limping but
evry limb has battle scars
+++
call em
dum and mad
chrissie
tell em u got spoonersim disease
+++
i umm
outed kuta lady was with someone
psychically
to her boyfriend
thought i heard u two pullin in
and said who's that wi her
course
was actually half an hour later
jen pulled a handbrakie
in th driveway
behind kuta lady
as ya both pulled in th drive
+++
mr oizo
'flat beat'
+++
alright *****
evrywhere i go at th moment
evryone showin me their battle scars
talk
+++
damn
+++
bugger pt 5
+++
had to burn a diary page
dr death was enraged
+++
both dr death's jenny's are
covered in bruises
+++
and whitey marks
+++
black
+++
black
+++
hasnt spoken since
+++
bugger pt 5
+++
"seein jen in a towel was a ploy"
+++
nirvana
'come as you are'
+++
priviledges package on th telly paulo
hoem loans
+++
"priviledged ya sayin ?"
yeah
+++
"i'll remember it"
"nxt time they're baggin her for bein so gay"
+++
"she's scrumptious in a dress"
alright paulo
+++
she didnt feel me up
and check if i got tits
when i cuddled her friday
++
pirate jenny is
hidin behind th moustache
trust me
i'm a witchdoctor
+++
oh ok
it never happened
+++
a perfect circle
'sleeping beauty'
+++
**** u girls
tell some stories
+++
where do th lies stop ?
+++
well
+++
"show me th scars"
+++
evry limb
th ***** went to town on er
+++
"mellow jenny"
"or u'll have to burn another diary page"
+++
wouldnt tell me who
she knows
th ***** would drop dead
seven days later
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
still in full possession of his powers
+++
kuta lady caught th boys out this morning
they all thought
they;d lied successfully
but her gift
told her in her sleep
+++
dire straights
'money for nothing'
+++
knew wot htey'd been up to
+++
it's why yr th nxt witchdoctor of kuta babe
+++
my dream last week
i die nxt wednesday
not 100%
convinced
it's just my gift telling me
when my birthday is
+++
too many of them
come true
+++
i brought dried flowers
for us to smoke
kuta lady's
mum and dad
both scarpering off to th bush
+++
this week
+++
"her dad leaves thursday"
+++
hmm
+++
just in case
i want u to know these
events
and here are th keys
to the stoners bible
+++
take car ebabe
my diary is
f
ractious
360000 dead psychic kills in it
+++
just
th only way to see ppl die
is to kill em
in th present
+++
action reaction
+++
for th record
yr boyfriend
understood
i pointed th bone of death at
the islamic terrorist ****s
th night before the
northern pakistan earthquake
only way i could see it
at th time
and under th cir***stances
+++
and um
even go tth
blood mopney curse
ont h net
seven days before
the world trade centre
centre of th world's money
parked itself in it;s own basement
in ten seconds flat
wow osama
+++
i'm really impressed man
+++
i ****in hate
writin predictions to
terrorist incidents
after that ****er
and yeah
this psychic diary does have
about a week
before th
aus plane crash with
ten ppl on board
a wrning of a
terrorist incident
u call it better
a plane cra****ng on fire
a week before it happens
+++
at least
my psychic diary page titled
10 dead hippies sitting on a wall
+++
nine inch nails
'**** you like an animal'
+++
is open to
straight opposites
10 top flight australians
two of em
senior federal police
on a plane cra****n
in indonesia
we lost
5
+++
at least i didnt take
psychic kills outta that one
just saw it wrong
saw th t word and
dropped off th net
bye
+++
it's become intolerable
+++
comparing
bruises and
contusions with jen this arv
was ****in hard
+++
when yr sister
dear jen
was tryint o pregnant th other week
my unborn daughter
was squeelin in this
psychic diary
about how
she's liek to live in freefall
for th better looking breasts and
no sag lines
lemmee go *****
+++
th kuta ladies
+++
all infected with kuta
+++
have i gotta have an
extraordinary amount of crashes
on my unicycle
dont usually damage th body much
just so i
will also be covered in bruises and contusions and
i know how u feel babe
+++
i feel other ppl's pain
take a look at th wrist slash
keeps oozing blood again
+++
three crashe sina row
in surfers paradise last night
yesterday arv
th ****er opened up again
+++
i still luv u
+++
massive attack
'hymn of the big wheel'
+++
nippleclamp
doesnt normally spit me
quite this often
my diary isnt
usually full of
extreme unicycle injuries
+++
th monoshock unicycle
usually better behaved
not th bald tyre at all
th tyre was bald before
just wont pop
why is my body getting knocked around ?
+++
because i luv this woman
+++
it's wot i said to er
when i cuddled her friday night
+++
she had a shower
wrapped up in a towel
covered all th bruises and
smiled at me
+++
so is kuta lady's brother playin centre then ?
my old position
he's too big to be a winger
+++
damn
she's into beach football paulo
"it's good training"
tag
"forgot to spit"
+++
she's had an offer
to join a team
+++
"they can do with a 21 yr old lesbian"
she's not all gay
not after that shower scene
+++
cuddles me too tight to be gay
+++
stop hittin chicks
they'll stop hitting u
ok i lied
+++
ya know my first wife was a
bouncer
+++
blood sweat and tears
'spinning wheel'
+++
least it wasnt someone u were throwin out
hmm
+++
paulo i got a backwards echo
"dont sweat it"
ok
+++
**** u chicks can argue
+++
somehow
i got dragged into th mess
i was havin drink
and a smoke
with jo****e
when th boys night
got planned
+++
i didnt pay any attention
i was goin surfin
at th edge of th island
roll in th door this arv and
find a ****fight
+++
they all did it together did they ?
+++
so it's not just
this pair
+++
just playin devil's advocate dear
+++
i dont care
when u yell at me
that i aint agreein wi ya
dr death remember
+++
nearly always
100%
say th wrong thing which
most humans
open their gobs and
correct
i listen
+++
she gets it
+++
i use my gift to
say th 100% wrong thing
but u smoek enough ganga
u understand
+++
the black eyed peas
'anxiety'
+++
i'm sorry
th third world war is
imminent
+++
last yr
i searched th ether and
didnt flinch when israel
invaded her neighbour
months later
+++
i'd said it wouldnt happen
last yr
after investigation
not prepared
this yr
to give 2007 a
clean bill of health
+++
i specialize in
mas deaths and
premonitions
on th record as
september 23 2007
as th nxt one
whether i'm still here
givin clues
seven days out
is in doubt
+++
cant stop disasters
can have th crews ready
to go in
+++
or we could
+++
if anybody cared
+++
yeah man
ya dont see
an insane
monoshcock uncicyle
in foot of surf
goin ballistic
evry day
1000's took piccies
+++
the kinks
'sunny afternoon'
+++
a nice bright sunny afternoon
low tide was after 3
+++
1000's
+++
but no-one cares man
they got their piccies
+++
surfers paradise might not see
nippleclamp again
for six months
like
the fortitude valley
+++
th kuta lady's are
enamoured of
the northern coast
+++
1000's take pics
no-one does anything
th pilot of th thign is
on a pension
their minds will never get that far
+++
preconceived ideas
hey look
it's a unicycle
get a piccie
+++
why isnt th wizard here this week ?
i really liekd that
crazy suspension unicycle
+++
just
jumpin gutters and
th hugest slides
+++
southside spinners
'luvstruck'(remix)
+++
highfives and devil signs and
i got my piccies
+++
real magic on that wheel
witchdoctor magic
doesnt get seen anywhere
+++
not one asked for a photo yesterday
i surfed thru
th shade of th world's
tallest residential tower
th mighty q1 penthouse
and for a brief moment
th tourists and
others
stopped takin my shade
stopped takin pictures
of th lethal kadaitcha man
he shouldnt be on this beach
in full daylight
+++
janes addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
+++
disturbs
ancient
aboriginal traditions
+++
a qualified and
proven
kadaitcha man
+++
just th norhtern pakistan earthquake
bone pointing
put me in a league of my own
amongst my ppl
+++
none of th old witchdoctors
could kill in th tens of thousands
+++
5000 clean
psychic kills
dead islamic terrorist ****s
th nxt day
and 95000
collateral deaths
+++
because
th bone pointing gift
of death
scientifically
proven
seven days
plus or minus
six days
depending on th mood
of th psychic ****
doin th pointing
+++
makin up for
dr death takin 12 days to die
same mob of ****s
+++
th land did shake man
huge ****in earthquake
+++
wot u can do with
precognition is
well do***ented
at least here
where humans have lived for th past
hundred thousand yrs
+++
****in nostradamus
ya got em in yr spell dude
+++
i got results
3000 times better
than anythin u ever wrote
+++
u didnt have a random number generator
+++
and we follow
in yr footsteps
+++
i implored kuta lady
to go back into her diary
and burn a coupel pages after writin em
watch out for th
bone pointing gift
seriously
+++
eurythmics
'jennifer'
+++
"she'll use it"
she has used it
as th head witchdoctor of kuta
should i intervene ?
"let her go"
she'll kill th *****
"it;s how ya learn"
+++
kuta lady is on th warpath
+++
no more than five perso and
i'll
turn a blind eye
+++
how many do ya think i whacked before
takin
secret men's business public
+++
yr under th radar
u have th power to kill a yack
what are ya gunna do ?
+++
nirvana
'drain you'
+++
i find
th radar love
to be worse than th radar death
for wot it's worth
+++
but i continue
to take other ****s deaths
and th day of their death
for my own purposes
+++
osama gets taken this yr
+++
"or invalidated"
+++
same thing
+++
one thing ya gotta have kuta lady
stones
+++
can u
jump on th net
in a timely fa****on
and give
s
even days warning
for yr tribe
even when th ****s arent listening
+++
sma****ng pumpkins
'1979'
+++
i think five yrs is too long too
how about two
+++
then u've got a burnt out
psychic
+++
ya have to watch th skies babe
yr all we got
alcor
up there off
the big dipper
keep an eye on her
+++
something solid this way comes
+++
i'm too stupid
to let my gift
tell me to get out of th road
i'll see it coming
+++
i miss th serenity of death
well u should try it sometime
it's enlightening
+++
there's nothing
in th rules
says u have to practise kuta
public
+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++
i doubt u'll get massive magic
th kind that moves mountains
without
no secrets
and doin it
in full view
+++
u can try
+++
it wont give u
server logs
+++
th demand that
yr magic must
always show itself
+++
evry day
until u can
trust it
+++
swear i heard em pull in
when we heard th handbrake slide
after th little white two door rolled in
me and
kuta lady
's boyfriend
both smiled
+++
take him surfing
ya dumb *****
+++
hasnt had a license in five yrs
+++
she's so deaf
i'll put in a good word
she called me
the land surfer long enough
+++
if i can get a
nine foot thruster
not my old board
i used to fly above my head
th prop
down cavill avenue
mains treet of
surfers paradise
after midnight
with darth maul
makeup on
professionally applied
it used to spear into th crowd
just get
taken by a wind gust and
fly
+++
some guy always caught it and
it's
surfers paradise
i got a standing ovation
from a street
so weird
+++
be th board danny
+++
forget th unicycle
u wont be htinkin on th wheel
if ya can contemplate
flyin a surfboard on one hand
above yr head
down thru th nightlife
+++
i been a legend in
too many places
+++
or at least called it
turn th mp3 player up
i've heard it all before
+++
yeah man but
nxt week
th crowd is complainin cause
th standard of th makeup has gone down
who's payin th makeup artist ?
+++
not me
+++
but th crowd luvs me
and secretly waits
for me to fall
+++
city high
'caramel'(remix)
+++
shutup kuta
i know i got th wrong colour
skin
+++
yr nxt witchdoctor
is a white chick
with big tits
u'll ge over it
but maybe they listen to er
as they stare at her tits
+++
she introduced me to
kuta
+++
her and her girlfriend
takin me to kuta cafe
+++
jen
+++
i'll stay out of it
best as i can
hard to hide it from me
as hard as it was
for all th boys
to hide their drug taking last night
she knew about it
+++
nirvana
'all apologies'
+++
sometimes babe
ya have to keep it shut
much comes by in th mix
me and paulo censor
+++
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sometimes helps
+++
to get truth
u have to give truth
u just
have to disguise it sometimes
+++
as long as kuta understands
th trolls can go **** emselves
+++
seek truth
nothing else
have some testicles
+++
or when th sun dies
we die
+++
i know it;s just
my gift tellin me
idiot that i am
th day i was born
but it niggles
+++
th nightmare was bad
i got th reprise
+++
not stoned enough
that night when i went to bed
+++
my old man
th murderer
was in that dream
+++
eurythmics
'jennifer'
+++
come here so i can hit u ****
+++
in my nightmare my
punch is
it feels weak
these arms rippling with
veins
from extreme unicycling
cant punch th **** in th face
+++
**** u death
+++
live as i've lived
gettin my
extreme unicycle sideways and
hangin off rooves doin dumb ****
+++
only one
of th days this diary spits
will be my death date and
i still dont see th ****
+++
touch wood
+++
but if it happens
u'll read about it here
first
averagin
seven days before it happens
u that can
read einstein's
action law
and apply it to
magic
+++
th rest of ya's
i wouldnt piss on
if u were on fire
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
+++
the geraldine fibbers
'dragon lady'
+++
