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Warlock talking, shutup and bee quiet

by a hairy potter <theunicycleman@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Mar 22, 2007 at 11:24 AM

Warlock talking, shutup and bee quiet
+++

hi psychic blog


that talks to me in music

+++
sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
+++


got a hold of my drug dealer this afternoon

i'll be there in half an hour



two streets away from

his premises



i find 3 police cars

on th side of th road

th pigs


settin up for something

+++

i grab a body


and we cruise past a second time


they've added a

paddy wagon


not lookin good

+++

by th time we get back

th place is


clean and


have th pigs

rumbled us watchin em

+++

th pigs then

disappeared

+++

it pays to bee prudent and

a little paranoid


th amount of ganga i saw moved was

+++

anyway my
25 bag is


fuckin full man

+++

my dealers


psychic minder


has wandered in with

somethin my dealer

wants to know about



three cop cars parked aroudn th corenr

didnt disturb th 

three customers before me



dont these cunts watch anything ?

+++
bob marley and the wailers
'misty morning'
+++


drivin  in a fog perhaps

+++



i protect my supply

+++

if they were

about to mount a raid


on my mate

they changed their mind

+++

th guy inth car wi me


thought me


pointin th bone of death

at the islamic terrorist cunts

th night before th


northern pakistan earthquake


was pretty cool

+++

a hundred thousand kills


for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction

+++

brad came around this arv

to discuss magic and


left convinced i'm

a nasty warlock

+++
?
'geardown'
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'i gave up wanking'
+++


ok blog

we did discuss my


papal curse


testicles

allergic to chicks

+++


he used t bee a friend

of my ex missus


way back when



my firstborn son


about to have his testicles drop

+++

i reckon
it's th blood

of th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition

+++

th magic is

fractious


cums wi th testicles

+++

blue balls evry day

man

he listened


so few do

+++

wot about my son


can he

be helped too


by smokin pot and


ridin a  unicycle

do th hardest thing ya can do


a half hour surf on one wheel

comfortably numb testies

+++

gota stop im raping

th bitch wont listen to me brad

+++

brother

+++

i did try to warn th feds

i gave brad th backtrail


to th plane crash in

indonesia

+++
the verve
'this time'
+++

blew my cover brad

+++

and th cunts still


havent gotten back to me

+++

i sent another email

to th diplomats


i'd sent th

diary page to


in indonesia

+++

course

we lost a diplomat and

two senior feds and


10 dead hippies sitting on a  wall

was th clue



10 aussies

on a plane



accidently fall

+++

i dunno man
i said


in this diary

it was a


terrorist incident




th plane went off

th end of th runway


burning

+++

still no replies

+++

i sent back to

th california


high legal


mob

th attorney generals dept

cause



when our feds wouldnt listen to me

i passed th clues


10 dead hippies
sitting ona  wall

to them


still no reply

+++


somewhere

in their


spam filter

i dunno


about six weeks ago

our feds
have a diary page


from th oracle of kuta




cause



we lost two aussie feds

+++

i live too black to

be passin shit to th pigs

+++

my cover's blown

+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++


and i got

at least three terrorist incidents


sittin in my psychic diary

+++

was in that

shakespear newsgroup
a week before


th london bombings

+++

if a paranoid cop


gets into my backtrail

+++

at least 20 yrs

+++

or th

seven bullets in th head

+++

th life of  a real psychic hey

+++

th stress brother

+++

usually

i get it

seven days befor it hits

+++


this diary

on th net

said

i would declare war

on england



after june 30

th london bombings


hit july seven

+++

it;s th

things i said


prior to

june 30

+++

ah man

+++


blood money curse

on th internet

sevend ays
before thworld
TRADE centre


collapsed into it;s own basement

helped by two


airplanes

+++

when it went in

i was readin tom wolfe's


the right stuff


about wot it;s liek to die

in burning aviation fuel


yep

my curse has landed alright


my kills i'm afraid

+++

but they still dont see me

not liek it;s th first time


i've put myself in but

+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++

it depends man

+++

it;s just

real psychic phenomena

+++

which is scary

do i shit in th mix ?

+++

at least  3 times

i've been caught


drownin indonesians

on th net


before it happened

+++


at least this yr


i posted a whackin huge


travel warning

on indonesia


yr long


seven days before


jakarta went under water


two thirds underwater

so th tv news says

+++

if th pigs dont

see psychic phenomena


in my diary

then it looks


liek i was involved and

pigbaiting

+++

i got a tenuous hold man

+++

woke up form that nightmare

seven day sbefor emy birthday

talking


i de nxt wednesday


just my gift

tellin me somethin


i already know


i didnt die

celebrated fine

+++
seal
'crazy'
+++

but i ran to see my lady friends

pass on th kuta mantle


just in case

+++

i dunno how many more
terrorist incidents

i can write clues to

a week before they hit man


+++

if enough aussies
get disturbed about anything

i usually get it

a week before



i cant block em

+++

my tribe

+++

heroin i think

and a big hit

+++

i've organised it


couple of places


always waiting

+++


no support


no well


little brother knows and



maybe 20 others

+++


and th trolls

+++

but they never

ever


used any of it

th right way

+++

public five yrs

eight months

+++
george
'breaking it slowly'
+++

born in
new guinea

brad grew up with
th witchdoctor culture


came home

wi th rest of th white aussies

when new guinea

threw us out



both sets of cousins

mine


were in th same boat

+++

sue


feels it th worst i think

like u


born there

+++

knew he'd been cuckolded
by a woman


drove into th outback
to an old mate of both of ours


to discuss it then

drove all th way to mt isa

to confirm his 


dream



true

+++


kuta lady woke up th other morning

knew they'd all been doin speed

and in her house


just th biggest spack

+++


threw th accusation and

they all went



ah fuck

+++


same as

+++


hey

+++


busted badly

+++

i can give u
ways to

train yr gift better

understand it better but


it'll grow

+++
stereophonics
'maybe tomorrow'
+++

u wanna be in my position ?


too many terrorist incidents

i been on th net

seven days earlier


squeeling


th last kuta beach bombing

for one

+++

u



really worry

that th terrorists


might be readin it

+++

then there was

th first of th three high school shootings

in america


had th date for that one

+++

yeah man

aint it a beatiful thumper


yamaha 500


beaitiful nick


my diary

had th date


i'd ride it



catch this  clue i wrot et o it

-
it aint england
ya gotta follow the back trail
-

a dirt bike

trail bike
thumper


th english made all th great thumpers


till this thing came along


nice smile brad

+++
cat stevens
'but i might die tonight'
+++

u do have an open mind

most who say they do


dont

+++

when i die

who will watch th skies

+++


the dinosaur killer meteor

+++
kylie minogue
'someday'
+++

the people killer meteor

+++

th higher up i am

th earlier i'll spot it

+++

and my unbornd aughter

was squeelin at me

in my diary

when th other kuta lady was tryint o get pregnant


wanna liv ein freefall


so she got 
better lookin breasts and

no sag lines




gravity is her enemy

+++


such a girl

+++

and safe

from th 


ppl killer meteor


we need to get some of our bitches


livin in space

+++



with enough resources

and th means to get more


just in case

+++


plan for th worst

+++

they wont


get on top of this global warming

will they brad ?


we'll have to leave

and wait for


pan to repair herself

+++

it'll drive evolution

on th other animals

+++


"an ark"

ah fuck man

+++

our species cums first


our



species


not becoming extinct

comes before


ANY

other species




are YOU fucking mad ?

+++

"makes most of humanity mad"


hmm

+++

stupid cunts

+++
?
'A2'
+++

a chick cumming

followed by clint eastwood


sayin

i think the shit has definitly hit the fan

+++
travis
'why does it always rain on me'
+++

seen this loop before

media player



repeatin herself





just off to rerandomize

+++
members of mayday
'10 in 01'
+++


a viable
tribe

of humans livin in

space or


on th moon

+++

"both"

we live


everywhere

+++

fuck th whale

we havent saved ourselves yet

+++

th one animal
who's species

we have to

stop becoming extinct


we spend more on panda bears


yeah that's important

+++

if i wasnt needed so much man

i'd go back to 


death


so peaceful

when th heart stops

+++

when th referred painball hits my heart

it stops



7 days without sex


evry time

+++
c90 feat mc duke
'miracle maker'
+++

if they throw me
in th can


and dont listen

i be one dead witchdoctor

+++

thlocal
police psychologist

knows about me though

says they cant



incarcerate me

+++

only gave him

a few of th


less nasty




psychic predictions

in this diary

+++

cant travel on a plane
with women


i'll arrive



tortured

+++

an angry

warlock with


sore testicles

+++

and th electrical gift i;ve got

isnt tamed yet

+++

havent figured out yet

how to


bio fedback train it

like i can th



intuitive gift

+++

when th electrical
cardoor locks

+++
the panel
'opening theme'
+++

would go up and down

cause libby picked a fight wi me

+++


electrical doors

wont hold me

+++
anastacia
'im outta love'
+++

if th prison
is too modern

it;s mine

+++


specially if

it;s th only gift

i got to play with

+++

u cant handle me - lyric

+++

not with th
migraines

hittin ya

+++

libby used to scream but

i'd go walkabout


i'm sorry babe


shouldnt have

picked a fight wi me

+++
the whitlams
'blow up the pokies'(if only)
+++

an aussie injoke

+++

mr whitlam

+++

one of our
prime ministers


sacked

+++

my gift has leaked

beyond it;s


two pages on th www
and in th underground

th newsgroups

+++

blogspot and myspace

have both left it alone


it breaks so many rules

+++

psychic hitman diary

+++

when it was on tripod


they threw it off th net

+++

round yr two

+++

slipped back
underground

+++

th religion

named after th 
stingless honey bee


kuta

+++

real magic witchdoctor religion

+++

kuta baited me with

two young honey licking lesbians

+++
eels
'mr e's beautiful blues'
+++


who took me to

kuta cafe
on th mountain

kuta

+++


kuta means
cooler than cool paulie
u gotta come

+++

black honey

from a stingless bee

+++

ok

+++

rode over th
whoel mountain of kuta

12 days before
th first kuta beach bombing


i pointed th bone of death at
dr death

12 days


before th doctor

who made those bombns

got seven bullets in his head


from indo coppers

+++
powderfinger
'passenger'
+++

did ya get
gun powder on yr fingers man ?

+++

just
writin clues

to th song about to play
picked by god

a random number generator


synchronicity

+++

one thing
microsoft got right


th random number generator

otherwise it';s


bloatware


and why cant i
programatically

easily

get th artist and track title

do i have to hack this beast as well ?

+++

give me a hack

at the land surfer address

at yahoo


to fit
vb6 

ya cunts

+++

just give us vb7


th new thing is

shit

+++

all th basic prgorammers



lookin for

a wizard

+++


give me th hack or

microsoft

gets it int h neck

the warlock is pissed off at ya



ya bastards have kileld my
desktop pet again

another new set of rules

+++
vanessa amorosi
'shine'
++

but we got cunning in xp


th little helicopter

still in basic


has eyes and


sees

th shortcut icon


and finds th icons that way

+++

not doin another
yr and ahalf


playin in

th bottom window of windows


explorer.exe



to find

i had to use a


memory mapped file

and three different ways
to copy memory

before

explorer 
stopped throwin page faults and



coughed up her guts

come on my lovely

tell me all yr secrets

where is


everything on th desktop


+++

windows 95
so fullof holes


yes but


some of em

were fuckin hard to find

+++


th c plus plus programmers

fell over emselves


i beat em in

the front door of windows

+++

threw th code onlien as

desktop icon tools

in basic and



threw a coupel
c programmers

a c version

of th basic code

yr a programmer


u write th rest

+++

i dont do error trapping


i do it when i 


code

+++
travis
'why does it always rain on me'
+++

u add too much

too fast

+++

one function

or procedure and


bugtest

+++

i wrote th
zip

psychic enhancement program

it modeleld th dice game


we played to do th same thing



with mik


eating my builds



he'd run anythin man




beta tester


i left some

holes in th bitch

in th end


cause they allowed ya cheat

+++

had to man
come on


how do ya think i

got in to

windows 95

+++

dos

had a magic number


hold down alt and

type in this


three digit number and

it threw an
invisible character

nothing in dos


could see that file
if it had th invisible first character


+++
lo-tel
'teenager of the year'
+++


windows 95
was blind



in any folder
beneath

the recycle bin

+++


my porn

lived


in a folder
under th recycled bin

with a magci first character

not much could find it


had a coupel teenage daughters

used my computer

but my four yr old son


could break into it



his mother caught him
and

chucked a wobblie

make it safer



yr kiddin woman

+++

so i ghosted another drive


in th beast and




used stronger keys and

took out all th little programmers tricks


that kept all of em out

+++


thought i'd have to run 

shroud
encryption program

that i wrote back in
95 but

th teenagers
in this house

dont

know more about computers

than th oldies

+++

i miss

sticking


assembly routines


into basic programs


so it would do

anything

+++
midight oil
'short memory'
+++


up after midnight
on a  bulletin board


swappin code

+++

writing sleep programs 

and


why wont my
tsr

terminate and stay resident

+++

laughin at me
cause we all

tryin to make basic

make do


never read th golden rule


keep it simple stupid

kiss

+++

first law of engineering

+++

add anything

u'll pay for it

+++

brad hadnt seen my
monoshock unicycle


droppin over th wall
th first time

over th skatebowl wall

flight test


six bourbons on board man

who knows


wot th spring will do


+++


computer nerds dont

do well in th real world


myth

+++


just in case


best to be drunk

th fall hurts less

no she did it

came back up th wall

and crested

+++
hanson
'if only'
+++

marko


been there

standin
on th redcliffe skatebowl wall

its gots a video camera

th local council

got photos

+++

nippleclamp likes th wall


she has to be named nippleclamp brad


she bucks ocasionally


evry limb
got battle scars at th moment

bald tyre

+++

flight test brother

+++

inherently safe

no broken bones



th test pilot

doesnt wear protective gear

+++

th shark fin wizard hat is

for th low flying trees

+++
sister2sister
'whats a girl to do'
+++


stunned mullet

+++

hit this tree and

bye bye nippleclamp

+++

th shark fin

pushes my head


under th branch


psychic

not omnipotent

+++

dont get evrything

just enough

+++

nxt version

is a 26

+++
hootie and the blowfish
'michelle post'
+++

willt h 26

make me me feel as safe

as th old

27 inch surf wheel

unicycle


th stingrays man

+++

killed evry stingray

i ever caught

+++


last oen was delicious

+++


in th surf

on frazer sland


nice three footer

shovel nose shark

+++

surfin
on a  unicycle

in a foot of water
is where he's

hunting

+++

i was called sharkie

long before th

wizard shark hat



catchin sharks

on th end of

woody point point jetty

with bobbie and muzza

+++
m2m
'dont say you love me'
+++

first wife

dont say you love me

+++

fat bitch

sorry



she's 
replied to my

blog before now
posted her last tirade

and my reply


i care

+++


not my fault

th harley wouldnt start

at our wedding and

we switched bikes


now that harley starts



and


led zeppelins


for your life

came on instead


i though it suited better


th marriage celebrant

was listening to th lyrics



stage pa

loud as



monkey on my back

ya bitch


hunt ya down with a shotgun and

kill ya



but man



thirty ppl told us

most outrageous wedding ever

+++

i try man

+++

petrol
firebomb

over my brothers

blues brothers car


69
pillarless
dogs penis


sorry
dodge phoenix

+++
eagle eye cherry
'are you still having fun'
+++


oh yeah

+++


we didnt mark it

+++

just
one of

the farm

parties

+++

only averagely outrageous

too many women around

+++

when th fire is so hot

th paddock fire

in th centre of th paddock

u stand on th egdes
of th paddock



along th barbed wire fence

+++
deadstar
'deeper water'
+++

dont jump th fence

nah man

it's three feet deep

th creek



we between th backwash
and th creek

+++

th fire cant get away

+++

water on both sides

+++

relax

enjoy

+++

that guy over there

'is old man

is th local fire chief


we're cool

+++

we dont worry about pigs

u shouldnt either

+++

th old pig pen is

over there

+++

killed many a pig

in there

+++

can see u've

never lived as an outlaw

+++

motorycycles in th 
kitchen and

battles between rival gangs


in yr front yard

+++


ten acres man

as long at it doesnt come near th house


or over th house

+++

some weird times


bein the

dirty little murderers boy

+++
alex lloyd
'my way home'
+++

the farm

mad party house

+++

come in

all welcome

about 200 souls


here at present


can ya remove yr colours pls man ?


no it;s just


we got some other

biek club guests and

they all removed theirs


liek t remain

neutral


thanks brother

+++


nice weed


u knwo th rules of my home ?


all guests blow out th


host and


throw little brother a couple of

wot yr drinkin


when th pub runs dry

we're always holdin



no man we're not extortionate


normal prices

+++


cool as

+++

th communal stash

is umm
not mine

+++

i own nothing

+++

disturbs th pigs man

+++

i walk up turthfully

twists their heads

+++


we get maybe

tenmintues warning

formt h lookouts

when th pigs arrive

to make sure

th hosu eis cleaned out



rubbish remoival


at th command of th pigs




never any drugs when they arrive

is weird as


they call it their

social visit

rest of th community wont touch

the dirty little murderers boys

+++
yothu yindi
'romance at garma'
+++

hi melinda

my beautiful
aborignal girlfriend

from th period

+++

their kids
come here in droves

cause their parents
slamemd th doors

in our faces

after th old man went nuts


boom boom

BOOM


double murder suicide

+++

my birthday yesterday

my 45th


th women in my life

th magci women

for th most part


all know my birthday

+++

thinkin of u

+++

th song

mum and i used to sing

together


on saturday afternoons in 1963

came on to play

on random

bout half an hour 

before i was born

+++
joslyn rechter
'the habenara'(from carmen)
+++

liked this
didnt ya 


and chopin

+++

a tear in my eye


while hookin down a bong

waitin for 


th time

when i was born


feeling
for my mother

on th water fire cusp

+++

found her

+++

wasnt writing
at th time

+++

just
kickin back
bein mellow

+++

thanked
my mother

for givin me life

in my diary already and


it;s a good day

+++

told er

i still got a sixpack

+++


healthy and

no complaints really

+++

th crystal balls

cum with



other compensations

+++
the panel
'closing theme'
+++
sugababes
'overload'
+++

kuta
baited me with

two honey licking lesbians


nineteen and


twenty


in puppie luv

+++

magic honey

+++

waddya reckon mum ?

u and i were always


brutally honest with each other

+++

u cant fuckin lie


with a psychic present

i dont give a fuck

+++


truth hurts


be a cunt then


be open

i am

+++

libby
could feel me


with my hand on my dick
and

ring



and whinge



but


she always forgets htis

i could feel her


evry time she

got off

+++


5 yrs we lived together

+++

i was in therapy
fuckin my counsellour

for 3 yrs

+++

the head witch of the gold coast

+++

man ya shoulda seen her


so camera shy

+++

my computer
wouldnt even

put a pic

that even resembled her

on th net


died solid

+++

morticia

+++

big testicles orticia

would fuck u


well if u were a wizard

in th doorway
of a nightclub and


no complaints

th bouncers just watched

+++
sugababes
'overload'
+++

media player looping again

+++

she's playin up tonight


that;s th third time

+++

dunno how much
i ascribe to

micro pk



when iwas
crashin explorer.exe

evry five mintues


my electrical

sensitivity


would do some
weird things

+++

can usually feel

if th internet is hooked up


solid

+++

dont play with
elec much


scares th fuck out of me

and libby


and jen i think

+++

that first night we met

her girlfriend
kuta lady draggin me over to visit



she was photographing

an electrical fire


in th substation

at th top of th hill

+++

the kuta lady's

+++

we all
th three of us

know we're slaves to kuta
but paulie/jenny

knows that means
we're th masters of

kuta

+++
john butler trio
'somethings gotta give'
+++


kuta's fucked


level five water restrictions and

black's body has to leave 


kuta

+++

been throwin th warnings to kuta lady
for months

+++

u have to bee


th nxt witchdoctor of kuta

+++

i was offered a place in surfers paradise but

th emotional minfield and



my unborn daughter squeelin got


too much

+++

not enough baths
for th



kadaitcha man's
testicles


four minute showers and
we hit th road

+++

jane tried it


to put black's bdy into

showers and

she ended up

puttin a bath


under th house

in th laundry



makeshift

+++

turns into th man

standin there with
sore testicles

brad's six foot seven

i'd walk straight over im


as black

+++
jamelia
'superstar'
+++


that is what you are - lyric

+++

not right now

enough drug

in my system


jennifer can talk

+++

after dusk so

th testicles are



cookin

+++

but once  a day is

comfortable and


easiest to maintain

+++

more drugs over here


bitches are in short supply and


always cost

ask any married man

+++

..
..
..


the mean failure rate

of th human vagina is


shocking

+++

..
..
..

+++
good charlotte
'lifestyles of the rich and famous'
+++

playin wi me kuta

+++

wot ya gunna do kuta ?


th rain wont go in th dams

+++


i think
somehow

black wants em to

work on

recycled water


space mad

+++
john mayer
'bigger than my body'
+++

my brother

th other half of my mind


is starstruck

+++

th walkabout nerve

is firin so hard but



a walk alone in th big bush

wont  scractch this itch

+++

th unicycle

comes close


after th thirtieth kilometre

surfing

+++

cant  scractch that itch

+++

my forever eyes see


forever



and i'm

stuck in th mud

+++


surfin on th mud


least i'm cool

+++

black's body will

have t head back up north


to th water

+++

he still claims

his half of th mind


didnt make an agreement

with kuta

+++

enticed jennifer with
two honey licking lesbians

+++

kuta lady has been primed

didnt blink on

sunday

when

+++
stacie orricao
'stuck'
+++

i dont car eyr white
or that yr female

my aborginality

is only in other ppl's eyes



and a litle bit

from livins o long

with an aboriginal woman



my father a mystery

+++



it;s how i can


take secret mens business



and

document it



at work

+++

took th sexchange program 



to get aroudn th old

spirits


objections

+++

black dove inside


i walked th earth as jennifer

for at least


3 yrs

+++

th old ghosts


so confused



cause we were so confused


they handed us th secrets

+++

th kuta

honey bees

+++
jet
'look what you've done'
+++


u own me kuta
i fell into yr baited

trap

+++

but my half brother


u didnt meet

+++

th kuta lady;s

didnt meet black


for at least th first three yrs

+++

came as some surprise


all th boys knew im

+++

comes as no surprise
u talk to jennifer and



forget paul is


still here

+++

they all do

+++

two tracked mind

+++

since i invaded my mothers diary

when i was four

+++

paulje and jenny

+++

when jenny
the lesbian


and her girlfriend said


coem with us

up to mt coot tha

its a kuta place


and we found

kuta cafe together



with a blurb on
th kuta bees

+++
jet
'look what you've done'
+++

look media player

+++

tellin me
how ya drink

pineapple juice to

taste better
between th legs

+++


ok dear

+++

does she taste better now that

she not injecting sperm in there


no dear

i remember wot  a lesbian tastes like


i married one

+++


th eighteen months
only with girls

beforehand


she tasted sweet


+++

u'll turn again

all my other lesbian friends have


one way or another

+++

both copped to it since

+++

labels are fucked

+++

kuta lady
livin with a guy

+++

still fighting
evry one


she goes out with

+++
katie noonan
'whats going on?'
+++

lifted this song for u

enjoyed doin it

happy pirating

+++

i can hear kuta lady

clear as



squeeling her and jen


just as 
caught up in th hive's


song

+++


she didnt make u

sing on street corners

six yrs

+++

background humming and


+++

"kuta lady has bought a guitar"
"lives with an excellent musician"

+++


she can do it kuta

+++

i think she's up for th job

+++

she's had

five yrs warning

+++

her father owns a pub

+++

she used to bee
th girl nxt door

+++
alex lloyd
'coming home'
+++


i'm off rebooting


..
..
..

+++
underworld
'underneath the radar'
+++

kutaman will have to
head back up north

lived in a  bunch of
small towns

up north

+++


happy rock was

gorgeous



gladstone

+++

my cousins
up on th tablelands

all whingin on th phone


wont stop rainin up here

+++

i'll leave it to u kuta


not like i got any choice

+++

see too much of th future

my blocks on my own life are


hard to pierce

+++

i didnt die on wednesday

just celebrated my birthday


phew

+++

it was an ugly nightmare

i die nxt wednesday


just my psychci gift

tellin me somethin
i already know


but it not 
programmed

to study my mind
to see if i already know

+++


hmm


th programmer in my soul



hacking in th human mind


if i can understand it



if i can get in


and fiddle



maybe the

memory mapped file


from computer programming 

will give my


twin souls


some relief

+++


peace

+++

and jennifer
stopepd dirty dancin with five women

and only fuckin one

+++

back to random 
music


god

+++
Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From'(REMIX)
+++

i tell myself
i'm just psychic and

this thing is just



a hacking tool




beware


if u try my mind hacking tools


there is much danger

+++


if kuta

gets into yr

psychic diary

there can all hell to pay

+++

u point th bone of death at
the islamic terrorist cunts and


turn th telly on nxt morning

to watch th tv news and see


th northern pakistan earthquake

a hundred thousand dead


hmm

+++


biblical

ah hang on


i'm

the head inquisitor of kuta


well


kinda makes sense then

+++


the oracle of kuta
doin her job

predictin disasters

+++

and  if they dont believe a word


well we got problems

+++


my cover;s blown kuta

+++
mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt 1'
+++

we're too black to


come to th attention of th man


+++


my gift in it;s haste to

warn others of

impending danger

has


dropped us in it

+++

if psychic phenomena
is not legally

real

+++

two senior feds they'll

have a huge team


just checking

evrything


+++

i checked my backtrail i


have my record of


th diplomats


i sent to

in indoensia

prior
to th plane crashing


10 dead hippies sitting on a wall

+++

th british embassy ppl

one of em


refused my warning email

+++

bounced it

+++

but my psychic diary

was yellin


about a week


before th plane plwoed in

i see another

terrorist incident coming




and th investigation
ongoing

+++

my diary l;ast night

ravina botu pigs


i go to my dealers

this arv

to find pigs and a d congregating


just around th corner

best to bee prudent

+++

trippy's minder
a litle oversensitive

th pigs
were


meetin up to
go do somebody

+++

too close to
th wizard's


pot supply

+++

outlaws go out in numbers and

eyeball th pigs



setting up

+++

trust me

+++


come for a ride kenny

+++

i wanna know if that wagon at th back has

dogs in it



no

+++

it's not us

+++

but my psychic alarm bells went off


when th little purple beast

fell off th hoist


i ws standin right there

+++

if this dealer gets busted

i'm gunna be present and


do th armtwisting

+++

nowhang on a  second
u are not


interfering

with  the

witchdoctor of australia's


marijuana supply




it;s the lethality

that gets them


in the end

+++


my backtrail

all th way back to


knockin off

christopher skase



i shoulda got a medal

+++

but he
died of

natural causes and



nobody can prove diferent

at least


not without my diary trail

+++


i dragged him


behidn th bonnet of my car


at over a hundred miles an hour

till he was fuckin dead



and cooked


seven days


before his heart stopped


over there in spain

+++

distance

is not a problem

+++

my middle name is lethal


my number is triple zero


cause to all intents and purposes

i'm invisible and


it;s th countries

emergency number



too many deaths on my slate

to be a measly double o


SPIT

+++

i can kill anybody

and get away with it

+++

th feds

still havent kicked in my door


was apologisin to


th king of th hippies


that oi had to whack some hippies



whacked out prick doesnt understand magic is

backwards

and invaded my psychci diary to 
complain



stoend dickhead

+++

it;s th nature of real magic

we'll have to live with it


+++

th dirty little murderers boy


oh dear

+++

oh dear

+++

in th wrong hands

+++

brad would hit th casino

would ya brother ?


if it got ya bad enough

+++

u always pay

somehow


i'd get th mahcine

to give us coins and



th bitch would fall asleep

in th car on th way home


no sex


yr jokin




fuck it


cleopatra
cums for u no more


versace lady jane

+++



ya pay for it man

somewhere

+++

a certain level of perso
is tolerated

by synchroncicity but after that


th walls cum down around ya

+++

i told

my little brother

twice my size

i wanted a divorce


paulei jenny

gone mad



movin out
dcmeber 23

we went to fists

well he did




th guy nxt door

walked out his wife

wi th apremmie baby

and divorced her


december 23

+++

and th day

their premmie baby walked


welt hat after noon

i asked her mother

has she walked yet dear ?


no but

she got me th nxt day


she wlaked that night


was wlakin in th frontyard


today

+++

she lives

nxt door


to 


the wizard of oz


+++

th nice side
 of

the witchdoctor of australia


just grins at me

+++

can feel my magic

+++

th unicyclin

smilin


clown

+++


th public face

i'm hoping

+++

scarin kiddies is

not my job

+++

"my job"

cunt

+++

th psychic hitman
of th country


fuckin near invisible but

i was born


on th cusp of water and fire and


water burning is


hydrogen burning

cant see it

+++

way past
white hot


water fire

+++

mythbusters is

are ya listening dude ?


he cried out

that is water burning

+++


luv yr work

anarchic but


luv yr work

+++

little brother's mate
scottie

thinks it;s possible


we talked heat and
presure and



my steam background

doin community service
ian steam museum


for not wearin ahelmet

ona  uncicyle

+++

burning salt water

least we'll see th flame

+++
p.o.d.
'boom'
+++

i know
three thousand degrees and


blewey

+++

my home forge
in th backyard

in happyrock


i'd cook my
pottery ocarinas

clay whistles

in th forge



a vacuum cleaner

pumjpin
air
thru a cordial bottle


thru a 

two inch


sacrifical


steel pipe

into th fire



she'd eat

th steel

+++


hungry plasma

+++

th boys would

jump th fences


to sit and

drink beers and


feed th fire

+++


seen steel burn

in my backyard

+++
Marc Seales, composer. New Stories. Ernie Watts, saxophone.
'Highway Blues'
+++

fired from coal

stolen


from off th tracks

on th way to th


coal power plant

+++

where th switch


would throw th odd piece of coal
off th train

we'd stop as th big bitch rolel dpast


out with th kids


and some rellies

+++
machine gun fellatio
'full moon'
+++

coal black

+++

get oen in th head
if yr not careful


we're gunna fire my
pottery ocarinas and


this batch proves to be interesting

soem with

lcoal happyrock clay mixtures


experimentin


soem of th ocarinas

will explode in


high temp furnace



bu th ones that dont

ya can drop on concrete and they



bounce

+++

gotta love it

+++

my yin yang

travellin ocarina
th mp3 player


hangs off


for ridin nippleclamp




was fired
in that fire

+++

listening t th
ocarinas

that didnt survive th fire

explode

+++

here

have htis one


there;s


wire in th clay


+++


it;s ister

didnt survivie

but htis one is


gorgeous



look at th 


splatter

play it


beautiful tone


a rape whistle dear

u need it

+++

small and shrill

+++
rogue traders
'voodoo child'
+++


if she doesnt mindzap em first

+++

a magic whistle from
the wizard of oz's
own hand

+++

plays a full octave and

here's a tune to get ya started

+++


..
..
..


a hairy potter

+++
p.s.

+++
the black eyed peas
'where is the love'
+++


sorry



an old sign off maybe


love ya;s HARD


[BITCHSLAP]


sorry i forgot


love ya;s FUCKING HARD...




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