I'm living upstairs from a bar, and one night I couldn't get any
sleep, so I went downstairs to get myself a drink. As I ordered my
drink, the bartender said that any drink I order would be on the house
if I woke up this person sleeping there.
He showed me this woman sleeping with her four dogs in a booth
and stated that when he tried to wake her up, the dogs almost attacked
him. Keeping that in mind, I approached the booth and the closer I
got, the dogs didn't pay any mind to me(as a matter of fact, they
kinda liked me). Becuse of this, I succeeded in waking her up.
Because of this, the woman and I started talking and managed to
get to know each other between drink(my treat because I get them for
free). We both noticed on the bar's TV set, they had an informercia
for the BEST OF WAYLAND FLOWERS & MADAME DVD.
"At least it's different from GIRLS GONE WILD," I said, and she
agreed.
"Comedy is the truth done for laughs."
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