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May 7, 2005
Los Angeles Times
Student Suspended for Cellphone
Call From Mom in Iraq
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Background:
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"More than 3,700 students from
military families are enrolled
in the Muscogee district."
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Muscogee district? Read on:
"Kevin Francois, a...student at
Spencer High School in Columbus,
Ga., was in the school cafeter-
ia...when his mother, Sgt. 1st
Class Monique Bates, called to
check in with him.
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"When Francois went outside to
get better reception, he was
spotted by a teacher who -
citing a [Muscogee] district
policy against cellphone use
during school hours - told him
to hang up.
"Francois refused and was sus-
pended for 10 days for disorder-
ly conduct."
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The following memo was snatched
from a Black House souse:
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FROM: The Commander-in-Chief
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TO: The Superpower's terrorist
cell in the military town of
[deleted]
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1. Congratulations! You have
perfectly expressed my HATRED
FOR THOSE LOSERS IN IRAQ.
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2. Caution: YOU MADE YOR BED,
NOW SLEEP IN IT.
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3. I have ordered SWAT teams
to be on the alert in GA and
in surrounding states.
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By order of:
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PRESIDENT RUMMY
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/latimests/20050507/ts_latimes/studentsuspendedforcellphonecallfrommominiraq&printer=1
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