Q: HOW MANY CAMPUS COPS DOES IT TAKE...

....to take down a Kerry heckler?

A: Five, as long as at least one carries his trusty electro-toy.  God
knows 
how many without a TASER.  I guess they'd just shoot him in the head. 
That'd teach him to disrupt a John F'ing Kerry event!

http://machinist.salon.com/blog/2007/09/18/university_taser/


....to take down a UCLA student for not showing his ID in the school
library?

A:  Only Four!  (gotta have that TASER though, or they couldn't possibly
do 
it, and they'd have to give him a 9 mm slug in the head.  That'd teach him

to produce his ID when ordered!)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UCLA_Taser_incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Taser_rally_2.jpg