On Mar 18, 11:39 am, imorf <imorf_removet...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Flight Kong
>
> 25ft tall Jodie Foster goes ape on an airliner after cabin crew impose a
> hefty hand luggage impost on her 6' banana, and then lose it and deny it
> it ever existed. Peter Jackson flush with success from LOTR trilogy goes
> well over the top and no one has the balls to say no to him. Some say he
> is the living reincarnation of Francis Ford Coppola, and in this regard,
> given too much money and stuck in the forest, he too went slowly insane.
> It is rumoured he shot 6,825,000 feet of film for this production, and
> so much was left out, that offcuts were able to be cobbled together and
> used to create the stand alone feature film Snakes on a Plane, with
> Samuel Jackson digitally added (which explains the lack of plot).
> Peter Jackson, in a smorgasbord of frenzied self adulation, not seen
> since John Candy and Chris Farley coupled at a homosexual food and hot
> tub cocaine binging orgy, steals heavily from almost every genre, but
> particularly from The Mummy series, the Jurassic Park series, The Mummy
> series, the Jurassic Park series, and not to mention The Mummy series,
> and the Jurassic Park series. I did notice an attempt to bring some sort
> of existential gravitas to the story, by the in your face introduction
> of a Heart of Darkness novel, but one gets the impression that was only
> to emulate the spear through the back from one of those damned black
> skinned savages scene, and the sense of a film seeking a grounding in
> something (as amateur as it was) soon passes.
>
> How does it end? I don't know, I fell asleep, or something. But,
> "capturing 25 foot gorillas, and against all the laws of nature, taking
> them to the big city where they just can't get in touch with the
> sepulchral city work ethic" stories never end well, and in this case,
> sadly for Jodie, I'm informed that the plane plummets into one of the
> Twin Tower buildings, causing it to collapse after an hour or so of
> frightful burning.
>
> 2 + 3 = 5 out of ten.
The inside of your mind is a strange and sometimes terrifying place.
But you messed up the crucial detail of the fact that the freedom
fighters flew Jodie Foster into King Kong in order to stop Lee Harvey
Oswald from going back in time to kill Jesus
Still, your ideas are intriguing to me and I'd like to subscribe to
your newsletter.
Sandro - hopefully that's clarified matters somewhat.
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