On May 5, 2:23 pm, Dan MacKay <cal1f...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On May 5, 12:07 pm, Anna <annalidd...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > On May 5, 9:10 am, William <1Idwi...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
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> > > On May 5, 7:28 am, Anna <annalidd...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > > Richard, you live in Seattle don't you?
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> > > >http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/saturdayspin/361613_sorbo03.html
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> > > > Although the air temperature has been a bit nippy this spring, the
> > > > teasing rays of sun that make it through the chill gently remind
us
> > > > that it is possible to actually be outdoors and be warm at the
same
> > > > time. Who could forget that Saturday in April when it was 80
degrees?
> > > > It's like when John Lennon was killed -- we all remember where we
were
> > > > when the sun came out that summerish day just a few weeks ago.
>
> > > > I happened to be downtown that hot day and witnessed throngs of
humans
> > > > in varying degrees of improvised undress. Women were in sport
bras,
> > > > their shirts stuffed into their handbags or tied around their
waists.
> > > > Men stripped down to pants-only and marinated in the grass on the
> > > > hills of Victor Steinbrueck Park.
>
> > > > Kids were having intimate relationships with cups of gelato while
> > > > their bare feet dipped into the fountain at The Harbor Steps.
>
> > > > It was one of those sneaky superhot days when the socks and boots
> > > > could have stayed home and last year's Keen's should have been on.
If
> > > > I had worn a decent undergarment, I would have loved nothing more
than
> > > > to peel off my black long-sleeved shirt and throw my pasty self at
the
> > > > mercy of the sweet, sizzling sun.
>
> > > > Everyone knows that the best place to strip off in the sun is at
the
> > > > beach, but sad to say, this pleasure is not allowed on Seattle
> > > > beaches. No clothing-optional beaches have been recognized by
Seattle
> > > > Parks and Recreation, but if Daniel Johnson has anything to say
about
> > > > it, that will one day change. Johnson (his real name) has been a
> > > > longtime proponent of nude recreation and backs both the World
Naked
> > > > Bike Ride and NudeBeachesYes.org.
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> > > > When I was a child, I never saw my dad naked and saw my mom
topless
> > > > once, only by accident. In contrast, at my home we are frequently
> > > > nude. My daughter loves to contort her body into strange positions
> > > > when naked and then call us into her room for viewing.
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> > > > "Oh dear God -- I did not need to see that." I might say, and then
we
> > > > laugh.
>
> > > > Maybe the fun-factor is why burlesque has found a happy home in
> > > > Seattle. Several Seattle-based troupes have maintained a healthy
> > > > following with their striptease routines that beckon a bygone era.
The
> > > > dance routines are flirty and often steeped in humor. Nipples and
> > > > reproductive areas are covered for maximum law-abiding tease
effect.
> > > > That "naughty but nice" overtone is sorely missed in Seattle strip
> > > > clubs, where only men go for tasty $9 pineapple juice.
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> > > > Can Seattle strip clubs ever be fun? I have my doubts. The process
of
> > > > acquiring licenses and property for adult entertainment venues
tends
> > > > to dissuade investors from pursuing such ventures, which is just
how
> > > > the City Council likes it.
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> > > > We only need to look 172 miles south to Portland to see that adult
> > > > entertainment venues need not be ruled by the "dirty" stigma that
our
> > > > city officials tend to favor. Last weekend, I visited a club that
was
> > > > just like any other bar -- good loud music, people playing pool
and
> > > > darts, men and women conversing at tables, but there also was a
stage
> > > > for nude dancers. Portland is host to scores of strip clubs, and
they
> > > > know how to run them right. They are fun and all-inclusive to
males
> > > > and females. No weirdness. No dirty vibe. There's even (gasp)
alcohol
> > > > and video poker if one chooses to imbibe in either of those
horrible
> > > > sins as well.
>
> > > > The NudeBeachesYes.org Web site has its manifesto clearly
outlined.
> > > > Topics include the importance of proper signage and nudity and
> > > > children. At the beach, most children have to fight the urge to
take
> > > > clothing off, and in fact find nakedness rather funny. Every
summer I
> > > > have to have that conversation with my daughter (now 9 years old)
as
> > > > to why she can't take her top off at the beach but the boys can.
>
> > > > "I don't see what the big deal is," she said last summer. "I look
just
> > > > like a boy up there anyway."
>
> > > > Yeah. Me, too.
> > > > Cathy Sorbo is appearing with "Puppetry of the Penis" at ACT
Theater
> > > > Saturday and Sunday (www.acttheater.org).
>
> > > Hey Anna, that girl is almost like you, but you look like a boy down
> > > there as well!!
>
> > > Don't you Jeffy.
>
> > "Cathy Sorbo is appearing with "Puppetry of the Penis" at ACT Theater
> > Saturday and Sunday (www.acttheater.org). "
>
> > Cathy Sorbo is obviously a pervert.- Hide quoted text -
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> > - Show quoted text -
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> Like the "Vagina Monologues"?
http://www.acttheatre.org/
https://www.acttheatre.org/TicketsPlays/Play.aspx?prod=1458
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.net/
http://www.amazon.com/Puppetry-Penis-Ancient-Genital-Origami/dp/B00008V62B/
http://tinyurl.com/4ln6xq
Puppetry of the Penis is a performance show that first started in 1997
as a live show by David 'Friendy' Friend and Simon Morley, Also Glen
from QLD (thats right Opal) at the 1998 Melbourne International Comedy
Festival in Australia.
The theatrical contortion of the male genitalia (penis, scrotum, and
testicles) into various positions along with comedic narration has
since spread internationally. It is humorously called "Dick Trick" or
"genital origami," referring to the flexibility of the human penis,
testicles and scrotum. Most of their tricks are performed with a
circumcised penis.
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I would call it sick, but that would so, so be an understatement.
They are perverts. Ugh!
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