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Re: Liebral chair-sniffers unite!!!

by fasgnadh <fasgnadh@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Apr 29, 2008 at 11:54 PM

Polly the Parrot wrote:
> fasgnadh wrote:
>> Seon F wrote:
>>>
>>> "PeterN" <petern_2004@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
>>> news:1ejd14h2ke200k0llunu5em5p1mji9mlgi@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>> "Emotional Buswell admits to chair-sniffing incident
>>>>
>>>> Liberal Leader Troy Buswell has admitted he sniffed the chair of a
>>>> female colleague. :|
>>>>
>>>> Yesterday Mr Buswell refused to be drawn on an allegation that he
>>>> sniffed the chair of a female staffer in late 2005.
>>>>
>>>> On 13 occasions he described the allegation as an unsubstantiated
>>>> rumour.
>>>>
>>>> Today however, he admitted the allegation was true. :|
>>>>
>>>> "All I can confirm is that the events described in the paper by the
>>>> former female staffer are accurate," he said. :|
>>>>
>>>> The ****ing Liebrals are stupid, stupid conservative clowns.
>>>>
>>> Lol how does chair sniffing make you a conservative? 
>> 
>> He only snorts Bouquet of YoungLib.
>> 
>> 
>> HE used to prefer tory twat, but Tony Abbott got jealous
>> when he saw someone elses nose up Howard's rear end!
>> 
>>  > Who cares
>> 
>> the voters, probably.
>> 
>> They like their politicians to relate to other humans,
>> not barnyard animals or furniture!
>> 
>> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>> 
>> 
>> Clearly those of you in the Young Libs regard all this as chic.  B^p
>> 
>>  >let him sniff a chair if he wants
>> 
>> No one planned to interfere in the mating rituals of
>> poonsnuffling tory politicians...
>> 
>> WE JUST WON'T VOTE FOR A BLOKE WITH A BLOW UP DOLL FOR A GIRLFRIEND!
B^D
>> 
>> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
> 
 >
 > Why not?

Look, I know it's normal in your end of redneck Dogpatch,
and it gives your sister and the barnyard critters a rest,
but all the Liberal shadow cabinet's wives feel the competition
from a Real Doll may make them look wooden.    ;-)

I hear you have maxed out your credit card to upgrade to the
new model, a China Doll in a Burkah.

 > Better than voting for a closet faggot.

So you will be giving Brenda Nelson his ear-ring back?  B^p

>> Nothing against her, of course, she has twice the charm and
>> intelligence of her boyfriend!
>> 
>>  > its not like the lib's are in power anymore.
>> 
>> So they don't have to hide their perversions?  B^D
>> 
>> That will be an enormous relief for the Shadow front Bench!
>> 
>> BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
>> 

ralph and Polly the Galah might regard all this as normal,
bur Buswell the Bra-Strap Snapper is a repeat offender
who broke down weeping during his apology and said he
couldn't explain or control his behaviour!   B^D

"Weeping Leader confesses to Chair Sniffing"
    News.com 29/4/2008

"WEST Australian Liberals have rallied behind their leader"

     B^D  All the better to sniff and lick!    B^D

"despite his admission he sniffed the chair of
  a female party staffer.

Senior MPs and state Liberal president Barry Court expressed
their disappointment at the incident involving Opposition
Leader Troy Buswell, but denied it would hurt the party's
election chances."

     B^D   Says a lot about tory voters, their leader weeping
           over behaviour he can't explain, but it won't hurt
           their chances, because they are NIL!   B^D


"Mr Buswell broke down at a press conference today"

      apparently he was suffering from olfactory withdrawal
      and couldn't find a bicycle seat.

"as he confirmed the staffer's account of the chair sniffing
incident, re****ted in The Sunday Times newspaper.

The woman, who does not want to be named, said Mr Buswell lifted and 
started sniffing the chair she had been sitting on at his Parliament 
House office in December 2005.

The incident took place in front of other staff members.

She said he had done it to get a laugh.

"I was shocked and outraged, and I told him,'' the newspaper quoted the 
woman as saying.

At today's press conference at Mandurah, south of Perth, Mr Buswell said 
he had repeatedly refused to deny the allegations because he wanted to 
protect the woman involved.

But he broke down after he was asked about the effect of the re****t on 
his wife and children.

Tears in his eyes, Mr Buswell said he needed a short break, turned his 
back and then asked his press secretary to bring him a glass of water."

       He had a nasty taste he needed to rinse away...
                                     ....public humiliation

" Mr Buswell said his wife was aware of the allegation before
   they were first published on Sunday.

He said it had been a difficult time for him ``on a personal level''.

    People kept passing him in the office, and the street, sniffing,
    snorting, and offering him a seat!   B^D

"These are difficult issues for me to deal with and they are very 
difficult issues for my family to deal with,'' he said.

     His wife refuses to sit down, eating all her meals standing
     at the buffet.   His kids sprayed all the lounge chairs with
     Tiger piss, but he still cocks his leg and 'marks' all the
     furniture.

"It's hard dealing with these matters and having to face up to your 
responsibilities behaviorally, publicly, and it's harder to do it 
privately.''

     He sniffs chairs when others aren't watching?

     Where's the fun in that?  B^D

"Mr Buswell has previously admitted to snapping a Labor staffer's bra at 
a drunken party trick and has been accused by retiring Liberal MP Katie 
Hodson-Thomas of making ***ist remarks to her."

    But it won't hurt his parties chances... !     B^D

"Despite increasing public scrutiny of Mr Buswell's behaviour towards 
women, the Opposition Leader said he would not be standing down.

Liberal education spokesman Peter Collier said Mr Buswell's 
parliamentary colleagues had accepted their leader's commitment to "draw 
a line in the sand'' and change his behaviour following the bra snapping 
incident."

     Which was before the chair sniffing incident!

     Someone must have peed on the 'Line in the Sand'  B^D

"He acknowledged people would frown on the latest incident, but said 
they would eventually vote on the government's inadequacies."

     "They don't smell right" he declared, then started howling again!

"Troy is an eminently qualified person to be the next premier of Western 
Australia,'' Mr Collier said.

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA!

    NOT EVEN IF HE COULD SPEAK MANDARIN!!!!    B^D

"He denied the party was standing by Mr Buswell because there was no 
other viable leader****p candidate, after deputy leader Kim Hames earlier 
said there was no one to replace him."

      BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

   What a PISSER!   NO! .. SCRATCH THAT .. oh, too late, he's sniffing it

"Liberal spokeswoman for women's interests, Helen Morton, said she was 
not happy about the chair sniffing but did not think it would alienate 
women voters."

    After all, Ironbar Tuckey ****s in handbags!      B^D


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Good to see the tory rabble finally have a post-Howard POLICY
they can unite around!  B^D

Poor old Liberals.. still following the arse lickers, boarding school
boy buggerers and and chair sniffers of the world!

Their former PM was a great exponent of this:

    http://www.geocities.com/wmds_r_us/tongue_in_cheek.htm


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!



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 3 Posts in Topic:
Re: Liebral chair-sniffers unite!!!
Polly the Parrot <flat  2008-04-29 20:29:29 
Re: Liebral chair-sniffers unite!!!
PeterN <petern_2004@[E  2008-04-29 21:12:40 
Re: Liebral chair-sniffers unite!!!
fasgnadh <fasgnadh@[EM  2008-04-29 23:54:43 

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