Turnbull is Libs heir apparent: Abbott
-AAP 22/5/2006
Apparently Brenda Nelson is in for some Heir Removal!
Presumably when the Liberal Party cuts his nuts off! 8^o
"Federal Liberal frontbencher Tony Abbott has backed
Brendan Nelson as opposition leader, while describing
Malcolm Turnbull as the party's heir apparent."
Everyone knows Brenda is just a temp, but it's rare
honesty from the Liberals to admit it!
"Leader****p tensions in the Liberal Party have been simmering
in recent days since a leaked email revealed Mr Turnbull
was opposed to Dr Nelson's plan to cut the fuel tax by five cents a
litre."
Brenda was finished when he destroyed the Lieberal's
veneer of economic credibility by revealing that their
policy to keep petrol prices down was an insignificant
5c/litre excise cut which was swamped by the next days
crude oil price jump!
And, as we all know, the Lib's Heir Apparent, will never
implement such ridiculous rubbish anyway!
Either way, the Liberals policy on rising petrol prices
remains almost exactly as it was for the past TEN YEARS,
do nothing to reduce them! The only DIFFERENCE now is that
they don't plan to increase the GST which INCREASED FUEL PRICES,
and they have already INVADED IRAQ, which choked off oil supply
and drove prices HIGHER
"Mr Turnbull, the opposition treasury spokesman, has also
refused to rule out challenging Dr Nelson for the Liberal
leader****p."
Mr Abbott on Thursday said his own leader****p aspirations
had been put on the backburner."
Just pop the stove top, Tony and scrape them into the fire! B^D
Tony Abbott is about as electable as a chair sniffing pervert!
"I said after the ballot in December last year that at
some point in time I might be a candidate,
After some biological weapon has destroyed 99.9% of the
planets population and the remaining mutant's IQ's have
dropped to single digits.
"but look we've got a new pecking order in our party today," the
indigenous affairs spokesman told Sky News."
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Pecking order is right, Chicken Little is being slowly
pecked to death by Henny Penny, Foghorn Leghorn reckons
Henny Penny is the real Cock o'the Walk, and the entire
tory Henhouse hasn't got a clucking clue! B^D
"Brendan Nelson is the leader, he's number one,
What a pisser! And Turdball is obviously their Number Twos!
"and I think it would be fair to say that the heir apparent
is now Malcolm Turnbull, so I'm just one of the gang as it
were, underneath those guys."
Hope one of you remembered the KY Jelly! B^D
I've always said the tories were Clucked, but now it's
BY THEMSELVES!
"But Mr Abbott dodged a question about who he thought
was the better leader."
Too hard to choose between :
A boring Sivertail who lacks the courage to admit
what everyone knows, that the policy he is propounding
on excise is RUBBISH, and
an empty-headed stumble-bum who got that ridiculous
policy from some bigger idiot on his 'Listening tour'..
.. both less popular than Rudd even if you ADDED their
ratings! B^)
"Malcolm obviously has great qualities,
Wealth
No earing
Smarter than Nelson. B^D
"and I think he's well and truly established himself as
the coming man, so to speak, in our party."
First among wankers!
"But Brendan is the leader. I think he's doing a good job under what
were always going to be difficult cir***stances."
No talent
No Charisma
No policies
No costings
No future
Can the cir***stances be more difficult than that!?
"He has my sup****t, he has the sup****t of the party,
And with all that sup****t he is still falling over.
he has the sup****t of Malcolm Turnbull."
Ah ... there's the reason!
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