I tried to write my own headline, but, really — how do you top this?
http://tinyurl.com/9p8pk
Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man
during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said
today. Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" [although
still hospitalized] after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun
pellets on Saturday.
Fantastic. Forget everything I've said before. How can you help but
feel safer with these guys running the country?
—Amy Sullivan
http://tinyurl.com/3aq4c
